Apr 06 2010
It’s a rare treat to stumble across a video that features a girl who makes Miss South Carolina look like Stephen Hawking. She appears to be at some sort of town hall meeting in Santa Cruz California where she’s suggested some totally legit ideas as to how to make the community better. And by totally legit I mean she’s saying words and phrases that barely even go together, and often times you can only make out a few key points from all the word salad.
I won’t ruin all the fun for you, as your jaw will progressively drop more and more as time goes on. But I will say my favorite has to be the “perfect pesticide that like, doesn’t hurt plants and makes people healthy and stuff because we need like food.” I’m paraphrasing, but barely, you really have check the whole thing for yourself out above.
If you’re going to be a hippie, at least stop smoking weed when you stand up to talk in front of the city council.
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