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Apr 30 2010

Kelly Brook in a Bikini Leads the P.M. Portfolio

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Kelly Brook

Click on the photo for more of Kelly Brook’s bikini body

There are some thing that just never get old.   Seeing Kelly Brook in a bikini is one of these things.  Honestly can you imagine a job better than getting paid to stay in shape and strut about beaches just so people will stare at you and marvel?  I can’t.

More beach beauties at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Mia Stare Bikini Mullet Ellen Elisandra Shannon Santos

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Apr 30 2010

A Gallery of Flying People

Published by under Oddly Enough,Pictures

Flying People

There’s a scene in the movie Billy Madison where Billy paints a blue duck and says to the teacher “I painted the duck blue because I’ve never really seen a blue duck before and I wanted to see a blue duck.”   The point is that there are some things that we can see even though they don’t exist.

With a little help from color or photoshop we can now see ourselves in most any situation we want.  In this particular instance I wanted to see what it’d look like for humans to fly.

Surely enough I was able to locate plenty of pictures of this phenomenon….

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Apr 30 2010

Make-a-Wish Kid Gets to be a Superhero for a Day

Published by under Oddly Enough


So normally in our “strange news item of the day” post here is usually about some dumbass criminal doing some dumbass crime or something similar, but today, for a change we’re looking at a more positive story.

The kid you see above is 13 year-old Erik Martin, a kid with cancer whose wish was to be a superhero. Not ones to half ass anything, Make-a-Wish delivered probably the most elaborate setup I’ve ever heard from the organization.

Pulling off a wish like this one required a big story, and a lot of heart. And so, with a note of panic in his voice, Spiderman explained the dilemma: “Dr. Dark” and “Blackout Boy” had imprisoned the Seattle Sounders in a locker room at Qwest Field. Only Electron Boy could free them.

Erik got into his red-and-blue superhero costume, and called on the powers of Moonshine Maid, who owns a DeLorean sports car. For good measure, more than 20 motorcycle officers from the Bellevue Police Department and King County and Snohomish sheriff’s offices escorted Electron Boy to Seattle.

“They shut down 405 — they shut down I-90,” marveled Moonshine Maid, aka Misty Peterson. “I thought it would just be me, in the car.”

At Qwest Field, Electron Boy was directed by frantic fans to the Sounders locker room, where the entire team was shouting for help behind jammed doors. With a little help from Lightning Lad, the alter ego of local actor Rob Burgess, Erik opened the door with his lightning rod. The Sounders cheered.

And that’s only the beginning, the kid goes on to fight his arch nemeses, Dr. Dark  and Blackout Boy, who happened to be played by two guys from Deadliest Catch. He defeats them, and the police take them away, and the kid says it was the best day of his life. Mission accomplished.

Go read the full story here, it’s worth it.

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Apr 30 2010

She’s Uncoachable: A Lindsay Kaye Redux

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Lindsay Kaye

It’s been about a year since I’ve posted Lindsay Kaye and I kind of think that might be too long a time between appearances.  Lindsay is still working hard at “training” before her photoshoots.

In fact now I think she can fully beat the ever living shit out of me.  I’m not saying that’s a bad thing.  By no means is that even remotely a bad thing.

Ah yes and in case you forgot, Lindsay is German and Japanese.  I just think that’s cool.

More of Kaye after the jump

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Apr 30 2010

The Weirdest Sears Portrait You’ll Ever See

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If I had to guess what this was at first glance, I would think it was stealth promotion for some new show on Comedy Central or HBO, but if this is legitimate? I’m terrified people like this actually exist, and are dating.

I’m 80% sure that’s a girl on the right, but I suppose anything is possible with a little lipstick. As for the guy on the left, I didn’t think it was possible to grow facial hair that thin, so I bet that…thing is drawn on with a pencil. As for their clothes? It’s very green of them to recycle Tony Montana’s wardrobe and combine it with the curtains in their house.

If you ever run into these guys, please snap a picture so we can see them in the wild.

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Apr 30 2010

An Awesome Old Man Busting Moves to Rap

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I’ve no idea who this guy is, but I would be the proudest guy in the world if he was my grandpa. The guy looks to at least be in his late seventies, and he starts busting some moves in front of the camera to the delight of everyone watching.

Too Short inspires him to break out his A-game, and it’s not your typical old man shuffle dance. He’s got some legit maneuvers and I’m surprised he didn’t break any bones in the process.

Just watch and be very, very impressed.

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Apr 30 2010

Ideally What Female DJ’s Should Look Like

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Sexy DJ’s

Amazingly enough back in my younger days I used to go to clubs that featured trance music and all that crazy stuff the ecstasy kids of today are into.  Personally I still really enjoy that kind of music as I feel it kind of pumps you up.  However, the tradeoff is that if you want to listen to it live you are subjecting yourself to a bunch of weird people who you never really want to run into.

I guess that’s why it’s been over 10 years since I’ve seen a DJ that I liked perform live.  However, I can tell you this.  If the majority of DJ’s looked like Ms. Hotpants up above, then I might be more inclined to come out of retirement.

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Apr 30 2010

Seven Pretty Awesome Animal Fights

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Animal Fight

As much as it’s kind of badass to watch humans fighting I’m not sure it compares to a really cool animal fight.  Honestly, how often do you see humans fighting other types of animals?  Pretty much never.

But in the wild kingdom you get to see all kinds of funky match ups.  I mean how cool would it be to see a human vs. a Gorilla?  Of course the Gorilla would kick the human’s ass but you know what I mean.

So if you want to see a Pig take on a Lion then this article might be for you.

Here are seven pretty awesome animal fights….

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Apr 30 2010

Friday’s Funbag: Mya Jane Peaks My Interest, Drug Fueled Adventures, and Only in America

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Click on the photo for more of Mya Jane

No clue who this Mya Jane is but she is yet another female in the endless well of females who go unnoticed and deserve all of our attention for at least three minutes.  I’m pleased to say that Mya did garner that attention.  OK, time to move on to the next one.

More attention garnering girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Funbag

Choose your own drug-fueled adventure – [Cracked]

Twenty of the best “Only in America” photos – [Manofest]

If you’re in the need for some celebrity skin – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Drivers smashes car into a bar full of people – [Regretfulmorning]

The funniest summer blockbuster mashup trailer – [Brobible]

Little man learns about the ways of the ladies – [The DW]

Just in case you missed the hump day hotties – [Funtasticus]

Girls are really bad at sound effects – [Sublime Blog]

An evil clown doing Beyonce’s Single Ladies? – [Attuworld]

Ana De La Reguera commands out attention – [Extramustard]

Olivia Munn shows off the killer figure for PETA – [Flisted]

A long look at Jessica Simpson’s cleavage – [Celebrityodor]

Get your sext on with this tournament – [Atom]

40 of the hottest Kentucky Derby girls – [COED Magazine]

We’re going to need to see some identification – [The High Definite]

The ten most superstitious athletes – [Heavy]

The worst horse names in Kentucky Derby history – [Collegehumor]

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Apr 29 2010

Melissa Acosta Again Leads the P.M. Portfolio

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Click on the photo for more of Melissa Acosta

Melissa Acosta is one of the thousands of ungodly hot models out there doing the rounds to hit the big time.  She’s also Dominican, and Dominican women are pretty much as hot as it gets so she’s got that going for her…which is nice.

More “got that going for her” girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Chicks Mismatch Dehar Nafisa Blonde Jenna Girlfriend Morgan

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