Does anyone remember The KLF?  Neither do I.  But the fact that Tammy Wynette is in this video?  It’s just all kinds of messed up.  I have nothing left to say.  Seriously.

As we travel around the world nightclub scene this time we hit up Russia.   I like Russia.  Russia is one of my homelands.  No I don’t speak Russian.  I don’t aspire to speak Russian but when people ask me my background, “Russian” is one of my answers (Romania is the other).   But my background has absolutely nothing to do with this conversation so I’m gonna cut myself off right there.

The conversation is about finding chicks in nightclubs in foreign countries.  You know what’s great about finding hot chicks in Russia?  Many of them will marry you and be very serviceable wives so long as you get them the hell out of their country.  At least that’s what I keep telling myself should my marriage wind up in the gutter.

Oh just kidding honey!  Still though, these Russian nightclub broads get me thinking….

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In today’s day and age we just don’t have the patience we used to.   Everything moves at a mile a minute and the ways in which we receive and deliver information is in such a way that we only have milliseconds to process it.  Also, we don’t seem to readily accept this information in “real” doses.  Only in microbits.

As such it would  stand to reason that the appearances of graphs have risen over the past couple of years.  And I’m not talking about normal demographic graphs like GNP or political climate graphs.  I’m referring to really useful stuff like graphs about dog poo and Morgan Freeman’s Hierarchy of movie characters.

If you’re interested in funny graphs and useless information these 15 finds might be appealing to you

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Click on the photo for more pictures of Seattle’s Megan

This is Megan: Bagger girl @ my local grocery store when I was in high school. Rounding up carts in 100* sucks. And a girl whose bf I slept with tried running me over in the parking lot. I once got locked in the freezer.  Megan, I would like to get to know you better.

More girls I want to know at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Madness

Child Vloggers who make us fear for their future – [Cracked]

I would be smiling too if this were my view – [The DW]

If you need a fix of celebrity “slips” go here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

You will like the babes of March Madness – [Holytaco]

South Park does Tiger Woods situation best – [Totally Crap]

Naked nutty chinaman trying to lift a cab – [DJ Mick]

A funny arrest story from St. Paddy’s day – [Bustedcoverage]

Heidi Montag gives us all a leg show – [Celebrity Odor]

All bets are off with this March Madness hottie – [Atom]

18 of Bollywood’s hottest leading ladies – [Manolith]

One of the best Craigslist ads ever – [Brobible]

One of the best redneck tractor pictures ever – [Funtasticus]

An awesome weight loss informercial parody – [Manofest]

I love to watch Heidi Klum work out – [Attuworld]

Mila Kunis keeps getting hotter and hotter – [NS4W]

Aria Giovanni needs to be a WWE diva – [Ehowa]

You have to see this God of War III music video – [G4TV]

Kim Kardashian showing off the curves in new photos – [Flisted]

Given the stress and turmoil this country is in you would think a guy as wiped out as Barack Obama would want to get laid every chance he could.  At the same time, guy is probably too tired to even lift a finger.

By the way, I just want to say this.  America has gone soft.  I don’t want to make this some 18 page political diatribe but man this country seems lazy as shit.

We put this guy in office to make a change,  which in my eyes meant America was ready to work hard again.  To do what our grandparents did: bust their asses no matter what the cost.

Clearly we don’t care and just want to sit on our asses.

Seriously, I just got goosebumps watching this.  Funny though, these dunks would get like 45′s today.

In case you don’t know who Eugenia Silva is, she’s currently the brand ambassador for Giorgio Armani.  Isn’t that nice?  Silvia’s also a smart little cookie as she is sporting a law degree.  OK, I have no idea if that makes her smart but it does make me like her a bit more.

And whatever gets those juices flowing on a Saturday morning is good enough for me you know?  Generally I’m not a huge poster of runway models and stuff but Eugenia has got a face that’s got some fire to it.

Like you know, if she decided to do porn it would work out in her favor?  Well here’s to that favor.

More of Eugenia after the jump

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Click on the photo for Maxim’s best beach bodies

Ohhhhb baby!  It’s getting warm out.  And while it was fun to tease ourselves with winter hotties and stuff like that, nothing compares to warm weather.  It’s when they all come out of hiding.  It’s a beautiful time.  And the beach is in its splendor.

More splendid girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

Terrifying safety lessons for kids, a male comic – [Cracked]

20 Dirty texts Tiger Woods sent to Joslyn James – [Doubleviking]

Lane Kiffin will be the sexiest woman alive – [Bustedcoverage]

If you need a celebrity “slip” fix – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Polish bully gets one punched out – [Linkiest]

Preschool TV replaces with Playboy porn – [DJ Mick]

The five saddest bars you can possibly be in – [Holytaco]

Seriously you can never get enough of Sunny Leone – [Sublime Blog]

Marisa Miller’s jaw dropping new bikini shoot – [Totally Crap]

Suicide girls take on Maxim girls in tubs – [Asylum]

The best pictures you missed all week – [Ehowa]

An amazing gallery of a sexy Zelda chick – [Attuworld]

Why your gaming system is better than your girl – [Regretfulmorning]

Marlee Magidson is what you call perfection – [COED Magazine]

The Jacksonville Jaguars cheerleader tryouts – [Unathletic]

The hot drunken girls of Spring Break – [Cavemancircus]

Man it must be great to be in Panama beach right now – [Brobible]

The sexiest British girls on the planet – [Zootoday]

In case you missed the great T’s of Thursday – [Funtasticus]

Click on the photo for more of freshman Andie R

She attends Coastal Carolina University.   She loves the smell of the beach.   She wants to be a radiologist technician and she can’t stand when people miss loops on their belts.   I can’t stand that her top is on.  Go figure.

More awesome college girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio