For those of you unfamiliar with this ceremony here is a description from Wikipedia.

The Wagah border, often called the “Berlin wall of Asia”, is a ceremonial border on the India–Pakistan Border where each evening there is a retreat ceremony called ‘lowering of the flags’.  At that time there is an energetic parade by the Border Security Force (B.S.F) of India and the Pakistan Rangers soldiers. It may appear slightly aggressive and even hostile to foreigners. Troops of each country put on a show in their uniforms with their colorful turbans. Border officials from the two countries sometimes walk over to the offices on the other side for day to day affairs. The happenings at this border post have been a barometer of the India-Pakistan relations over the years.

I just like that these dudes are so animated and smash their legs like that.  Kind of awesome.

There just something about a woman in uniform and it’s no different when you’re sitting on a train and a hot conductor takes your ticket.  For me, the first time it happened was in high school.  I’ll never forget the lady.  She had curly hair and was seriously one of the best looking females I had ever seen.

I couldn’t help thing “what the hell is she doing on a train collecting tickets?”  Not that I condone the profession.  In fact, train conductors make very good money.  It’s just that I knew she belonged in a magazine or something.  Speaking of which they should definitely do a “hottest chicks of the MTA” in Playboy or something.

And for me, she doesn’t even have to be that hot.  There’s something about those little hats and the way their hair shoots out of them.  All I know is that I dig a female conductor.

Here’s a small gallery of them for your enjoyment

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Most movies make fighting scenes with the intention of being pretty badass.  I mean unless you have a complete parody fight scene it’s safe to assume that filmmakers are trying pretty hard to create the illusion of a major fight.

For whatever reason be it the director is on crack, drunk, or hallucinogenics they completely miss the mark.  And those “badass” scenes become unintentionally funny.

I’ve selected eight such scene and they are entertaining to say the least.

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Click on the photo for more of Sandra Bullock

Look it’s definitely weird that she ever married a guy who used to be married to a pornstar.  That’s just weird in itself.  But Sandra Bullock must be a bad girl underneath all that Hollywood swagger.  I for one am excited to see her out there again.

More out there desires at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Tips

The sound of a girls night out (may affect hearing) – [Cracked]

2010 Hooters Calendar girls dominate Vegas – [COED Magazine]

The “epic girls” demotivational girl has been found – [Regretfulmorning]

If you need a celebrity “slip” fix…. – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

This video proves why women stay single – [Linkiest]

This girl somehow has serious game – [Atom]

Fifteen of the best human wrecking balls – [Collegehumor]

Check out the Vanessa Hudgens leg show – [Celebrityodor]

Pitcher gets totally knocked out by batter – [Totally Crap]

Ladies love Rancher’s Choice AKA Man sauce – [Manofest]

Lady Gaga asked Boy George to sign her vagina – [Attuworld]

If you don’t think Japan is strange then watch this – [The DW]

One of the hardest games you’ll ever play – [Numaga]

The latest top five hottie index poll – [Brobible]

Stacy Kiebler is wearing a tight dress – [Don Chavez]

Coco and Ice T might be swingers and that’s awesome – [Cityrag]

Cat Anne is the hottest girl I’ve seen this month – [Nextround]

Lindsay Lohan might be banned from India – [Flisted]

For the best in British hotties this is the spot – [Zootoday]

Click on the photo for the sexy girls of SXSW

If Spring Break, St. Patrick’s Day, and the Final Four aren’t enough to convince you that March is the sexiest of months, then the SXSW festival in Austin, Texas should do the trick. It’s a no-brainer… where there are bands, there are beautiful girls and where there are 1000’s of bands.

More no brainer girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

We all know the power of breasts.  To get into how many uses there are for these things would take me about 6 years to compile.  The point is, they are a wonderful thing.  They are a glorious wonder of our world.

They are one of if not the best distractions in the entire universe.  But did you know that breasts can be dangerous?  Even deadly?  Depending on the size of them, you better watch out.

If a woman gets pissed this could very well happen to you.

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I mean I’m definitely a fan of women’s gymnastics as it is but when you ad the concept of “balls” it’s pretty fantastic.  Kind of reminds me of the circus.

Does it really matter which one she is?

I would like to congratulate Amanda Hinchcliffe on not only winning the Miss Hawaiian Tropic Australia 2009 competition but also being able to aptly handle a forklift.  Seriously you don’t meet too many woman who have the ability to do both of these things.   For those that don’t know much about Amanda…

I’m the face of the clothing Brand ‘UNIT. In the top ten too win Zoo Weekly Real Girls 09 and in the Top 5 too win Face of Radio Metro 09

Isn’t that awesome?  Yes!  I’m so glad I knew that.  Actually I’m just glad I get to post girls like this on my site for a living.

More of Amanda after the jump

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I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say these people are dressing like this on purpose.  When I originally found this picture I debated putting it up here for the sole purpose that I thought there was a chance these two were homeless.

And if that’s the case then I’m the dick who is making fun of homeless people.  Still though, you have to admit the hairstyles and the bonus Spongebob Squarepants shirt are pretty extraordinary.

I can’t even begin to imagine what these two have planned for their evening.