We all know about the incestual undertones of this movie but clearly this edit brings them to a shining light.   I’d say it’s impossible not to laugh here.

Chances are you saw them in your favorite Sports Illustrated issues.  Great chances that these women were at some point the women you had fantasized about as a young boy.   And an even greater chance that you haven’t seen many of these women as “older” women.

But that’s what tends to happen with models and memorable sexy faces.  They get forgotten.  It’s not particularly fair but unfortunately it’s how society works.  If you can’t keep those looks then you won’t be noticed.  That is unless you get your own talk show or can promote your own line of furniture.

Check out some of the hottest models you grew up with then, only a little bit older now

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You ever see a hot chick that’s with a guy and you just don’t understand how that is even possible?  You sit there and can only assume that the dude is rich.  On the flip side you see a cool looking dude with a chick that’s not all that attractive and wonder the same thing.  Want the answer?  It won’t make you feel any better but it’s the truth.

The world is full of morons.  That’s it.  That’s your answer.   So if you see a good looking guy with a not so good looking girl it more than likely means that the guy has zero tolerance for idiots, which most hot chicks are.  On the flip side, since hot girls are idiots they will fasten themselves to other idots hence all the mismatches you see in this world.

Still though, even knowing these truths won’t change the fact that I can’t stand seeing hot girls with punks like this.  Want some hateful examples?  Thought you’d never ask.

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Click on the photo for the worst places to go for online sex advice

We’re all somewhat in the same boat as far as sex.  You kind of just go into the thing and hope for the best.  Only a select few people really actually know what they’re doing but a whole lot more people claim to really know.  Mostly, it’s all bullshit.

I don’t claim anything at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

Insightful one liners from foul bachelor frog – [Regretfulmorning]

New book promises orgasms for everyone – [Asylum]

The best place for celebrity “slips” – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Two sexy girls and one cop, you figure it out – [Atom]

This is the coolest old man of the week – [The DW]

How to defend yourself with a rolled up magazine – [Linkiest]

The most annoying ad characters of all time – [Guyism]

Thirty horrifying female bodybuilders – [Manofest]

Do you guys remember these jacked up twins? – [Attuworld]

Ah yes, memories of drunk college girls acting sexy – [Funtasticus]

The best bikini picture of Kim Kardashian ever – [Celebrityodor]

Knicks cheerleader doesn’t exactly land right – [Nextround]

Naked dancing man stops traffic in Dallas – [Flisted]

Wait a sec, was Katie Holmes cloned? – [Cityrag]

Ten actors who completely ruined movies – [Top Cultured]

Bar Refaeli in Chi magazine is quite scrumptious – [Don Chavez]

Kate Moss is showing some skin in a magazine – [Totally Crap]

This girl makes me like the color green – [Theospark]

Click on the photo for more of DJ Astrea

“My name is DJ Astrea and I’m from Southern Orange County, San Juan Capistrano to be exact.  I’m full Mexican.”  A full out Mexican who can rip the turntables and also destroy your heart?  Yes please.  Man these are my kinds of women.

More of my types at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Ever since I saw the movie Poltergeist I’ve looked at trees in a different light.  It’s not that I ever thought that they’d break my window and snatch me from my bed, but it did make me realize that trees are in fact alive, just like you and me.

I still sometimes think it’s strange that things like plants and trees are living, breathing things.  And that means they can grow in mysterious ways and wind up looking kind of odd.

Here is a collection of strange looking trees from around the world

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the Blizzard of 2010?  I sure as hell do.  I live in New York City.  But even I was sheltered from the suburban blizzard.  It’s way worse to be stuck in residential neighborhoods where you actually have to shovel and do work.

In the city you just let the city employees clean the whole mess.

In any event, this would NOT be cool to watch from your home.

Unfortunately there’s very little information on Ana LaSalvia out there.  I know she was born in Venezuela in 1974.  I know that her last known credit was for hosting some show in 2006.    But I supposed that’s enough to go on.

The question really is “where is Ana now?”  My hope is that she’s collecting her thoughts and realizes that her 40th birthday is around the corner.  She better be pining for a spot on the Spanish Bad Girls Club or something like that.

That would make me kind of happy.  Of course her winding up in porn would also make me happy.

More of Ana after the jump

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The 34-year-old soccer star took part in a sketch where Smithy (played by James) coached the best and brightest in English athletes! At 2:07 in the video, Smithy and Becks share special moments and cut flowers, fix their nails and spend quality time together in the bathtub.

In case you want to see the video, you can find it here.