I mean let’s just keep Cheech and Chong in the 70s shall we?  I guess it’s sort of funny to see them talking politics but honestly it’s a little irritating.

And come on man, Cheech Marin not sporting the mustache?  Unacceptable.

When you’re talking about men’s magazines that don’t show nudity but can satisfy that male urge, Maxim is obviously up there.   It’s a hell of a periodical to read while sitting on the pot, waiting in a waiting room, or simply in an all around killing time situation.

And while the USA version of Maxim is pretty solid, most of us American dudes are neglected by the fact that there are tons of foreign issues out there.  Some have nudity, and some do not.   The point is this:  that despite the fact that there is a never ending well of beautiful women out there, foreign chick magazines extend that well even further.

Far be it from me to shield us Americans from the pleathora of foreign women we are missing out on.  So here are some of the hottest women from foreign Maxims.

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Do you realize how many people out there who are trying to create the next fortune off of something completely useless?  I mean the line is a mile long.  People are out there every single day peddling crap that there is literally zero purpose for.

But you know something?  There are always suckers out there and infomercials are going to thrive off of the lazy and stupid people of America (the sad part of which there are many of them).  But to us smart people or at least rational people, these commercials can be purely entertaining.

Here is a collection of unintentionally funny commercials for completely useless products

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Click on the photo for chicks trying to fight each other

It doesn’t happen very often in this world but when it does you don’t walk to find a video camera, you run.  When females are about to get it on physically, it’s a wonderful blessing that we should all participate in viewing.

More wonderful blessings at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Throwdown

Hot Tub Tim Machine hottie Lizzy Caplan – [Screenjunkies]

The creepiest part about sex with Tiger Woods – [Cracked]

An awesome new Werner Herzog video – [The DW]

You know you like celebrity “slips” – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Trust me, do not get caught in this thing – [Linkiest]

Who is the hottest college girl of 2010? – [Collegehumor]

Rali is one blond hottie I won’t forget anytime soon – [Bullzeye]

Fifteen of the hottest penpals from prison – [Regretfulmorning]

Christmas is for your whole family – [Attuworld]

Hayden Panettiere has a tanning fail – [Celebrityodor]

Weird:  The Al Yankovic story – [Atom]

Mila Kunis is hotter than ever in GQ – [Guyism]

The eleven best movie starring brains – [Gunaxin]

Do you prefer girls kissing each other or dogs? – [Cityrag]

Ashley Rochelle is your afternoon pick me up – [Flisted]

Vida Guerra celebrated her birthday with cleavage – [Ned Hardy]

Erin Andrews on Dancing with the Stars – [Nextround]

Olivia Munn poses for Complex – [Don Chavez]

Click on the photo for more of Danielle Harrington

For my entire life and for the remaining days of my life I will never want to be a female.  However, seeing pictures of Danielle Harrington makes me somewhat envious.  She’s this good looking.  Has that good of a body and all she has to do is continue looking like that and she gets paid.  Sounds good to me.

More good sounding females at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Sometimes you come across people that you never thought you’d hear of unless you are an avid surfer of the web.  I just so happened to have come across a guy who we all should admire.  His name is Eric Cheng.

Eric Cheng is an award-winning underwater photographer known for his passion as an educator. Eric won a prestigious Antibes Festival award for his work with Wetpixel.com, the Antibes underwater imaging web site of the year.

Turns out that Eric was part of a team that helped out an injured sperm whale and as a result of their help that whale then allowed multiple photographs with Eric right in the water with him.  Pretty amazing stuff.

Even though the whales are pretty harmless it must be daunting to be in the water with something that big.

Pictures after the jump

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Here’s Jayne Mansfield doing the monkey bird with a chihuahua at the Cannes festival 1964 .  I’m really hoping that I wind up being the number one ranked Google result for the long tail keyword phrase search of “Jayne Mansfield Dancing with a Chihuahua.

First of all I would like to congratulate Melissa Giraldo for winning the Miss Betus award in November of 2009.  It’s a very high honor.  Second of all I would like to say how proud I am that Melissa has made it all the way from Medellin, Columbia.

If any of you watch Entourage I’m sure you know that Medellin is full of wars and cocaine.  I’m pretty sure that’s all there is there.  Just violence and coke.   So you can imagine my surprise to know that such a jewel could come out of that country unscathed.

Any of you who think I’m serious deserve a serious kick to the groin. Speaking of groins, Melissa has mine feeling kind of funky.

More of Giraldo after the jump

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Is it even a camp?  I can only assume it’s some sort of fat camp in Asia somewhere.  And with all due respect to racism and all that are you telling me these little dudes don’t all look the same?

I feel like they’re all brothers or something.  Well at least they can get a good laugh at their buddy’s man boobs.