There’s no chance in hell that’s a human being.

Yes I like the fact that this is “fat bottomed girls” but even more is that Freddy is wearing Taco Tape suspenders.  You just can’t teach that.

I don’t know much about Dominique Piek other than she’s from South Africa, is a nice 5 foot 10, and measures 34-24-35.   Ah yes, that and the fact she appeared in the latest Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue has come to my attention.

Know what else comes to my attention?  Actually I’m losing my will to type.  It’s the weekend and I’m extremely bored.

OK, she’s hot.  Here are pictures..

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Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

Ah the weekend.  So much fun!  The weather is getting warmer.  The chicks are wearing less clothing.  And let us hope that the beer is flowing like the seas during high tide.  OK, calm down Natty.  It’s just hot chicks.

More hot chicks at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

Insane true stories of neighbors from hell – [Cracked]

An awesome selection of WWE Divas – [Maxim]

Hooters Girls are now shagging fly balls – [Bustedcoverage]

If you’re looking for celebrity slips, here.. – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

A very funny Muslim prayer prank – [Linkiest]

Bar Refaeli in lingerie is always a good thing – [Totally Crap]

Sexy singer and model Ayanna Jordan – [DJ Mick]

The best racks of Spring Break contest – [Regretful Morning]

Now this is a T-Shirt I can stand behind – [The DW]

The 140 greatest Jessica Burciaga hand bras – [COED Magazine]

Can Facebook give you an STD? – [Brobible]

Seven Ways to spot a former frat boy – [Guyism]

A bunch of sexy Karen Mulder pictures – [Holytaco]

It’s a bad idea to mess with Milk Farmers – [Attuworld]

Christ Angel is one ugly American – [Atom]

You just can’t get enough of Jordan Carver’s T’s – [Sublime Blog]

The Revenge of the hot nerdy girls – [Cavemancircus]

News anchor falls down and goes boom – [Manofest]

In case you missed the Tatas of Thursday – [Funtasticus]

Click on the photo to find out the secrets of ladies

It’s that time of year where us men want to find out what the hell is going on in the minds of women.  Who better to ask around then our friends over at Maxim?  They surveyed over 4000 women just to see what goes on in their sordid minds.

Women with no minds at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Yes, there is actually a Draq Queen contest here in America.  In fact, it’s kind of a big deal.

The pageant, originally created as a fundraiser, is a spoof of the world-famous Miss America Pageant. The hilarious pageant will star Drag Queens strutting down the world’s most famous runway. Trump Entertainment Resorts, Harrah’s Entertainment, Inc., and the Greater Atlantic City GLBT Alliance in association with the Schultz-Hill Foundation will present this year’s show.

So yes, back in January of this year a woman/man was crowned Miss’d America.  Isn’t that special?   I tell ya if there’s one thing that scares me more than clowns it’s gotta be a man in drag.

Check out the pictures if you dare….

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Admit it, because this kid is Asian it’s awesome.   The music, the setting, it all just works doesn’t it?

Here’s a little something from the 24-year-old 32C-23-35 ridiculously hot brunette model Tasha Nicole.

Hi! My name is Tasha Nicole! I was born in Brandon Florida but my free spirit tends to have me go wherever the wind takes me. I began modeling for Playboy in October of 2007 and simply fell in love with the career

I would fall in love with my career as well if I were that good looking and had that kind of a body. Tasha is the essence of females I’ve described before on this site.  She’s a “life ruiner.” I just don’t think I could ever be comfortable around someone this hot. It would be super annoying.

Granted even though it would be a downhill battle the whole way through, it would sure be a lovely ride.

More of Tasha after the jump

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Seriously man.  You just can’t f*ck with Asia.  You really can’t.