I’m not one to notice the kinds of stockings or warmers or pantyhose, or whatever you want to call it that women wear.  The only time I notice it is if it appears they have a fantastic body and I have to get a glance at the whole thing (after I stop staring at her chest).

Seriously though, I don’t really often notice stockings.  Perhaps women do.  But something tells me that if I saw women wearing the kinds of stocking that you are about to see, I might all of a sudden pay attention.

Why women choose these is a mystery to me but here is a gallery of unusual stockings.

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I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again. The Japanese are the best people on earth.

Ava Dawn is the latest topless model on the scene and it’s a bonus because she’s a Canuck.  Unfortunately for all of us I’m not really sure if this gal has done anything hardcore yet.  Still though, I’m not complaining.  Why?  I’ve got two words for you.  32 and G.  Does that say enough?  I would think it does.

Ava’s favorite sport is hockey and her turn ons include confidence, back rubs, and a great sense of humor!  I’m jotting that all down just in case I ever meet Ava.   I will never meet Ava, ever.  Not unless she winds up doing porn and shows up at the AVN awards for best new busty newcomer.

Check out more of Ava after the jump

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I would like to be the guy who got the blow job in this building whom they modeled this warning after.

I don’t guys.  I wasn’t all that jazzed up about watching dogs and snowboarding but I have to admit it’s something that you probably won’t see every day.

So that’s why I put this video up today.  Cool?  Cool.

I’m a “mood” guy when it comes to women.  What that means is whenever I see a hot chick of a certain type (no matter what type) I then tend to gravitate towards that type for a little while until someone else catches my eye.  It’s kind of like porn.  Some days you might be into lesbian stuff whereas others you might be into some really sick stuff you don’t want to share with others.

Today?  Today I’m into tall chicks.  For no reason other than the fact that I just saw pictures of some female with extremely long legs and I couldn’t help imagine those legs wrapped around….my best friend.  You know, I’m married and all so I don’t have those thoughts about myself.

Perhaps I’ll get to a “short” list someday but for now, here are the top 15 hottest chicks over 6ft tall.

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This year’s Winter Olympics brought us tons of drama, plenty of side stories and most importantly entertainment and comradery.   I was actually shocked to find out there wasn’t one case of steroid use, not one.   So all in all it was definitely a success.

And as usual one of the biggest events in the entire Olympic experience was figure skating.  I’m not afraid to admit that I like to watch figure skating.  And yes, even the men’s events.  You might think I’m a little girl because of this but I’m quite secure enough in my manhood to admit this.

But just in case I need to defend myself there are 5 reasons that will make men feel 100% secure when watching figure skating

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Click on the photo for more of Ellen Roche

I don’t know who Ellen Rocche is, or when this photos were taken but the bottom line is that sexy hot chick pics are timeless and those are the cold hard facts.   Apparently Ellen is a Brazilian actress or something.   Isn’t that nice?

More nice things at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Tips

The many ways to execute the “suck it” hand gesture – [Cracked]

Will you get laid because of what panties she has on? – [Regretfulmorning]

For the best in celebrity “slips” go here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

If you’re a butt or legs then try out breasts guys – [The Chive]

Hilarious GIF of A-Rod stroking his bat – [Totalprosports]

The most underrated positions on a film shoot – [EgoTV]

The unemployment bingo drinking game – [Holytaco]

The twenty five hottest female golfers – [Bleacherreport]

A ridiculously hot chick from Myspace – [Cavemancircus]

Hot girl eats soup from a boot…seems to make sense – [Atom]

How to tell someone “you’re out of the band” – [Attuworld]

Mr. Lonely dog is my favorite dog out there – [Manofest]

77 of the sexiest suicide girls – [COED Magazine]

Look at the body on Brianna Lee – [Gorillamask]

Irina Shiek returns to tempt us all – [Sublime Blog]

Malina Linn would not disappoint in the sack – [Flisted]

In case you missed all the wild weekend girls – [Funtasticus]

One of the best failed frisbee catches you’ll ever see – [Sweatygooch]

Click on the photo for more sexy soccer girls

Honestly how often do you associate Asians with soccer, let alone sexy Asian chicks posing with soccer balls?  It’s just a combo that could not be passed up.  Um, any hot chick combo is something you don’t pass up.

Even less to pass up at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

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