Being a motorcycle owner doesn’t seem like the most intelligent move in the world.  Well that is if you plan on riding your hog often.  The crash rate for a person who owns a motorcycle is nearly 100%.  Can you believe that?  That’s like going to the dealership, buying a motorcycle, then going to get insurance and them tell you “you do realize you will crash this thing right?”

Yet people still go out there and buy these things.  And no, I won’t deny that it does look kind of cool to ride a motorcycle.  I will personally never own one but I can certainly appreciate a good motorcycle.

Here are 10 that kick ass

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Talk about an unexpected turn and use of The Doors.  Awesome.  And then another twist?  This commercial kicks ass.

I might as well just post a new Italian woman every single day.  In fact, yes, I will be having an “Italian” week in the near future on this site.  Ilaria D’Amico is just another fine example of the loveliness that comes out of that country.  But it appears some women don’t like her…

Victoria Beckham has reportedly laid down the law and refused D’Amico permission to interview her husband, AC Milan loan signing David Beckham. However, contrary to the rumour, D’Amico did interview Beckham on RAI Television in an approximately 27 minutes interview.

Yeah well if you looked like a skeleton and were married to a man who loves looking at asses then you’d be concerned too.  Good good I like this D’Amico broad.

More of Ilaria after the jump

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Sometimes the simplest little things can get a chuckle out of my ass.  How can you not laugh at this?  The Ultimate Warrior with Labatt Blue of all beers?  Priceless.

Man I miss that guy.  I miss the WWF.  I miss being a kid.

Honestly I’ve never seen anyone attempt to make a film that captures the essence of Facebook activity in the office, but this is 100% undoubtedly one of the most realistic and awesome videos of its kind.

Well done.

Th evolution of online romance has been astounding.  In the beginning it was the dirty AOL chat rooms.   Rarely if ever would you see a picture of the person you were talking to.  Then eventually we got to the dating sites where pictures became readily available.  Then social networking hit the scene and it’s what is most prominent today (unless you count Craigslist’s Casual Encounters).

But thanks to sites like Myspace and Facebook a whole new generation of self serving chicks (and guys) have decided to take the reigns and plaster themselves all over the internet with their cell phones.

Yup, the self mirror shot.  It ain’t going anywhere and I’m pleased to be a part of this.  Well, pleased to make fun of it and see nice looking ladies in a way we hadn’t seen.

Here is the latest batch of self shot mirror girls

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Laws were made for a reason.  From my perspective they were made so that there might be some order in the world.  And typically most laws seem to make sense.  I mean it’s obvious that to kill someone it would be wrong (in most cases) and having strict penalties for committing this crime serves “justice.”

If you decide to throw all your garbage onto what is considered to be a clean street, well then you should probably pay a fine.  Without laws, we’d probably have chaos.  So I don’t mind certain laws.

But there are some laws out there that you will not believe.  That you cannot believe.  And yes, they are real.

Here are 10 impossible to believe real laws

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Click on the photo for more fun bikinis like this

Going to the public pool certainly has its benefits.  Judging from the picture above I can certainly think of two fantastic benefits.  I’m pretty sure I’ve never wanted to be lifeguard more in all my life.

More benefits at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Throwdown

Images you’ll never believe were photoshopped – [Cracked]

Miss May from Miss Howard TV makes me happy – [Heavy]

The beard is the key to this man’s swagger – [Brobible]

If you want the latest in celebrity “slips” – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

The best tushies that you missed from Tuesday – [Funtasticus]

The best moments in dudes staring at boobs – [Cavemancircus]

MLB WAGs to watch for in spring training – [Bleacherreport]

Paris Hilton has an amazing effect on people – [Celebrityodor]

Kid smacks his head jumping out of a car – [Attuworld]

They’re called “Onslut” and they have your back – [Atom]

It turns out that DJ’s get all the hot women – [Cityrag]

Bethan Badertscher is one fine lady – [Sublime Blog]

Dogs caught sniffing celebrity crotches – [Manofest]

Alexia Lei is your afternoon prize – [Flisted]

The lovely ladies of the Geneva Autoshow 2010 – [Totallycrap]

What guy doesn’t want hot chicks and sports cars? – [Bullzeye]

This is one Playboy Centerfold party I won’t miss – [HGOM]

Dude ice skates to Nirvana’s “Smells like Teen Spirit” – [The DW]

Click on the photo for more of Daniela Ruah

Daniela Ruah is an actress who is most notably in the pilot of the hit show NCIS, which really doesn’t try to hide the fact it’s a CSI rip off.  Also, she’s dating Chris O’Donnell.   Also, I’d rather her be Daniela Rush.

More I’d rather her be’s at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

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