The folks at Twisted Sifter describe it best….

There’s the tree house your Dad built for you in the backyard, and then there’s the tree house Robert Harvey Oshatz built in the forests of Portland, Oregon. Designed in 1997 and completed in 2004, the Wilkinson Residence is in perfect harmony with its surroundings. Built on a steep sloping lot, the living space resides amongst the forest canopy, making your morning coffee most enjoyable

To put it mildly, this tree house rules.  I mean it’s one thing ot have a transistor radio, dirty magazines, and marshmallows with your friends in the crappy little treehouse that you should probably kill yourself on every time you walk up the “stairs.”   It’s another to have these kinds of surroundings.

Check out the pictures after the jump

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God for public access.  Here are a couple of choice phrases you might enjoy.  “Her Vagina is cold.” “Jackrabbit.”   When is the last time you saw attractive people talking about this stuff?  I mean really?  I’m pretty sure I nearly vomited 6 times watching this.

I highly doubt the name Alexyss Tylor will become synonymous with Dr. Ruth but damn if she isn’t entertaining (in a bad way).

“Intensity in their penis.  Fire Underneath the skin.”  How is this possible?

The truth is I know little if anything about Dimitra Alexandraki.  And the truth is I don’t need to know much to feature her on this website.  She’s from Greece so that’s a plus.  And she’s posed naked in Greece’s Maxim so that’s an even bigger plus.

Other than that, I think that’s all we need to know.  But from my perspective?  Her long hair, cute face, and very long and slender body make her a perfect candidate to be an extremely high maintenance girl.  There’s nothing wrong with that if your plans are short term.  Kind of like Penelope Cruz in the movie Blow.

She’d have been perfect for about a week.  But as you can see in the movie, a real life ruiner.

More of Dimitra after the jump

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I don’t know this guy from a hole in the wall but come on.  I have to hang out with this dude.  He’s awesome, period.

I’ve expressed my affinity for Japanese Gameshows many a time on this website.  Now we can add another Japanese video genre to the mix: the ridiculously strange solo video.

I had no idea there were people in Japan who liked to rock out in girls dresses impersonating certain Japanese bands.

Go Japan!

I’ve gotten to the point in my life where I’m way more concerned if a bar isn’t crowded than if that bar has a really hot bartender.  But by no means am I saying a hot bartender doesn’t make for a more enlightening experience in a bar.

Then again, even I have to disagree with myself there.  After all, the more drunk you get the more you might be apt to leave tips larger than normal for said hot bartender.  You just don’t do that with a guy with one tooth.   Give me the one toothed bartender any day of the week.

However, if I’m opening a bar anywhere, first thing I’m doing is getting hot chicks behind the bar.  It’s just common sense.   So by popular demand, here are some more hot bartenders…

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Have you ever wondered how most dudes spend their days?  Well, Esquire wondered so much that they managed to put together an entire infographic on the subject.   It’s as good a subject as any and I for one was enlightened by the results.

Did you know that guys sleep nearly twice as much as they work? And watch TV ten times longer than they care for children? Turns out that when you crunch the numbers on the freshest government data, you begin to discover how our complacency got us into this whole economic mess in the first place

With these kinds of facts in place I’m curious if America will ever get its ass in gear.  That was kind of a bullshit thought as I think we all know that will never happen.  And what with sex robots now taking the center stage, men are pretty much doomed.

But here are some interesting facts on how the average man spends his day

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Click on the photo for more of Sara Foster

Starring in a bit role on Entourage, Sara Foster has been around on the Hollywood map, most notably for being a lesbian secret agent in D.E.B.S, where she did lesbian stuff, which is awesome.  Works for me!

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What if restaurants were truly honest? – [Cracked]

Insane guy jumps out windown onto his trampoline – [Break]

For the best viral video footage of the week – [Linkiest]

More celebrity “showing” than you asked for – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Who is the winner of the “best bottom” contest? – [Brobible]

A very interesting way to look at Google – [The DW]

If you haven’t heard the Dr. Seuss rap you should – [Heavy]

It’s obvious what Jordan Carver’s assets are – [Sublime Blog]

The best own goal you will ever see – [Guyism]

If you like spandex chicks then this will work well – [Cavemancircus]

Pamela Anderson goes crazy and gets banned – [Attuworld]

Heather Graham bares all more than you think – [Cityrag]

Famous roles and the actors who almost played them – [Atom]

The 10 Sexiest catfights in movie history – [Manofest]

Anya Monzikova is the hottie that holds number 10 – [Mademan]

How many dudes has Megan Fox banged? – [Flisted]

Kelly Bensimon gets invited to things – [Don Chavez]

Sunny Leone is so friggin hot – [Totally Crap]

Click on the photo for more hot chicks like this

I tell ya if there’s someone who knows how to round up a bunch of sexy lady galleries it’s my buddy Joe.  Nicely done good sir.  Nothing gets me more riled up than a bunch of chicks I will never have a chance at sleeping with.

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