Mar 08 2010
Some people shouldn’t be allowed to drive a car – ever. Driver hits ladder with man on it not once, not twice, but three times. (Security camera footage of loading area).
Now, does this not look like it was totally on purpose? Then again why the hell would the car come back? Wow, I mean wow.
Mar 08 2010
This has to fall under the “useless product you won’t use” category but I don’t know. You have to figure that a tape measure is a useful product. And you also have to admit that a tape measure with Go-Go girls on it makes plenty of sense.
Let the GoGo girls help you make your mark. The GoGo Tape is a commercial grade, 25-foot tape measure that features 23 gorgeous women, printed directly onto the blade, every inch of the way.
The poly-coated 1-inch blade is easy to read, and while utilizing state of the art graphics applications, our girls will never get in the way of the job at hand. Equipped with a belt hook for easy access and a blade lock to minimize slippage, your GoGo Tape offers maximum usability in a variety of measuring situations.
If anything, I highly doubt I will ever use the GoGo tape but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t party with the girls who model for this product.
Check out the classiness after the jump
Mar 08 2010
When you really stop to think about it, this country is one of the most dishonest places in the entire world. We are lied to on a constant basis. It might be something as little as a photoshopped cover of a beautiful model or something as big as us claiming there were weapons of mass destruction when there really weren’t.
Point is, America has become very good at the lie. If a woman’s wearing make up, she’s lying to you. As Chris Rock would say, “that ain’t your real face.” When a guy tells you he has a Porsche in order to get laid, it’s a lie. We Americans are programmed to be dishonest which is why it’s so refreshing to see true honesty come out in this world.
And I think you’ll agree these 15 brutally honest examples are pretty awesome
Mar 08 2010
Click on the photo to find out about hot chicks causing injury
I think most of us already knew that attractive women were dangerous. But I didn’t know they were like, literally dangerous. Studies are now showing that hot chick can actually lead to real and fatal injuries.
More fatal women at Uncoached’s Facebook Page
The Madness
If your 3rd grade science book were written by Gary Busey – [Cracked]
Twenty five hot chicks on motorcycles – [Break]
The weirdest Beavis and Butthead comic – [The DW]
For the best viral footage over the weekend – [Linkiest]
If you need to see some celebrity upskirts – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)
A gallery of extremely flexible girls – [Numaga]
Steve is overly proud of his new manhood – [Heavy]
Twenty five awesome family photos – [Cavemancircus]
When animals are busted staring at boobs – [Manofest]
100 awesome pictures of Erin Andrews – [NS4W]
An entertaining look at a woman brushing her teeth – [Attuworld]
Amanda Hanshaw in a bikini is a delight – [Sublime Blog]
Using Onsluts to get you out of a ticket – [Atom]
When you want to see some hot Lamborghini ladies – [Guyism]
Sofia Vergara is wearing a see through dress – [Donchavez]
Francois Boufhal is the hottest woman I’ve seen all day – [Holytaco]
I think I kind of like Lesbian graffiti – [Cityrag]
Kim Kardashian shows off the bikini body in FHM – [Flisted]
Mar 07 2010
I tell ya man, pictures like this seriously give me the willies. What would compel a male to do this?
Mar 07 2010
High School attempts to copy Half Court CollegeHumor clip and promises NCAA Final Four tickets. Hilarity ensues. Why? Well because this guy makes the shot.
Mar 06 2010
I don’t know Kristen Renee from a hole in the wall but I can tell you some things about her. Or put it this way. I think I can deduce some things about her based on her pictures.
Kristen is an aspiring glamour model and without makeup doesn’t look all that great. But put her into some skimpy lingerie, slutty make up and you’ve got yourself one fine product. In fact she’d be a perfect addition to a Jersey Shore type of an operation. Bottom line is that I think this girl tries very very hard to be noticed and by talking down to her one could easily bag her in a bar.
Nothing like exploiting a girls confidence or lack thereof to get laid. Wow, I was pretty harsh this article. Kristen, you’re hot, and I love you.
More of Kristen after the jump
Mar 06 2010
Click on the photo for more foxy fairytale ladies
Have you ever wondered what it’d be like if your favorite fairytale women came to life? But sexy and kind of slutty looking? Well that’s exactly what I’m referring to. What a wonderful gallery this is.
More come to lifers at Uncoached’s Facebook Page
The Wash
Six famous move wise men who were full of shit – [Cracked]
Sexy brides like to show off the goods too – [Totally Crap]
Super bowl media day hottie Inez Gomez – [Bustedcoverage]
For your fix of celebrity “slips” – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)
100 pictures of Ana Hickman that will torture you – [DJ Mick]
The seven successful keys to a one night stand – [Guyism]
The sexy girls of the University of Kentucky – [Brobible]
For the best viral video footage of the week – [Linkiest]
25 Reaction faces that are sure to make you laugh – [Regretfulmorning]
College hoops chick throws a mean right hook – [Totalprosports]
Donna Lolino likes to show off the body in this video – [Heavy]
A flowchart to determine if you’re a “gangsta” – [Holytaco]
American Apparel has found the best butts – [Attuworld]
They call her Sin City Gigi, and I feel like being sinful – [Cavemancircus]
The top 10 Spring Break destinations for 2010 – [COED Magazine]
A different WAG for every single month – [Bleacherreport]
The female orgasm by the numbers – [Sublime Blog]
Strategies hot girls use to get out of tickets – [Atom]
Amazing images in black and white – [Funtasticus]
The many moods of Chewbacca – [Manofest]
Mar 05 2010
Click on the photo for more cigar smoking hotties
Any chance a hot chick has an excuse to put something in her mouth is cause for celebration. And a cigar pretty much does the trick every single time. It’s a beautiful thing to watch, that much I know.
More things I know at Uncoached’s Facebook Page
The Portfolio
