The Who with “a quick one while he’s away” at The Rolling Stones Rock n roll circus was absolutely kick ass.  I still can’t get over how insane Keith Moon was.

If there’s one thing I’ve learned about females in my 31 years on this planet it’s that they can be the most jealous creatures on earth.  Let me give you the perfect example.  Have you ever seen a group of like 4 or 5 females crowded around a television watching a red carpet show that precedes a major award show?

Inevitably there will be comments like “ugh, she looks horrible” or “I can’t believe she wore that.”  This, gentlemen is the essence of jealousy.  Why?  Because 99% of the time this group will be referring to an actress that is smokin’ hot.   Um, yeah.  Ladies, you’ll never look like her so rather than admit to jealousy you have to badmouth these women?

I’m not saying all females are like that but I guarantee you that at some point in their lives a woman will be annoyingly jealous of another, no matter how hot they are.

Speaking of jealousy, here are some lovely photographic examples of this phenomenon

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I met my current wife on a dating site, Jdate to be more specific.  And I’m sure any of you “normal” people out there know that dating sites come with the same weirdness as meeting people anywhere.  You have your good looking people, your bad looking people, and then you have people that flat out scare the crap out of you.

One has to wonder what goes on in the minds of people who post the pictures they do in their dating site profiles.  I mean do they actually think that others will be drawn to these things?

Honestly I will never understand this.  I hope to God no one dates these 15 people

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Click on the photo for more of the Batman Burlesque

Back in February nerds and classic striptease lovers filled the aisles of the sold-out show as everyone from Harvey Dent to Harley Quinn showed up and stripped down to very little clothing…which was nice.

More stripping down at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Tips

Five people who changed the world from inside prison – [Cracked]

The best reason why foreign TV is better than ours – [700 WLW]

Are you guys in the mood to play iPod skins? – [Coolmaterial]

If you need a dose of celebrity “slips” – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Party girls like to dance until they drop – [Break]

Twenty five of the sexiest Oscar winners – [Holytaco]

This is one of the hottest 19-year-old’s ever – [Cavemancircus]

Nicole Scherzinger makes her sexy face – [Attuworld]

The top ten stoned birthday dog photoshops – [Heavy]

Ten jobs you wish you really had – [Guyism]

Check out some of the best catfights in sports – [Bleacherreport]

The ten funniest moments in red carpet history – [Manofest]

Check out the secrets to Tim Burton’s movies – [Celebrityodor]

The We are the World Obamaourage Edition – [Atom]

An awesome on air newsroom fight video – [Nedhardy]

There something strange about these Thai women – [The Chive]

Angelina Jolie had sex with Mick Jagger? – [Flisted]

European poker tournament is robbed on live TV- [Nextround]

Click on the photo for more of Yari Lozada

Yari Lozada has an exotic flair and calls Edison, New Jersey home.  I’m sorry to say that this print and runway model is engaged to some lucky guy out there and all we can do is drool over her ridiculously hot pictures.

More to drool over at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Young Ruslan Moukanov, from Kazakhstan, fell in love with the luxurious Rolls Royce Phantom ever since he saw some pictures of it a few years ago, while sitting in the local library. Tormented by the desire to own a Phantom, Ruslan realized he couldn’t just buy a 500,000 euro car, so he found a way around that.

Using some nifty mechanic skills this guy managed to turn an old clunker Mercedes into a Rolls.  He built the car kit himself and did what he could to get the extra needed spare parts.

So instead of the 500K Euro car, he managed to spend 3K.  Not bad!

Pictures after the jump

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If this isn’t evidence then I don’t know what is.  This clip is from a 1986 show they did at Wembley Stadium.  Not to mention one of these songs is featured as Doug Masters’s pump up music in the movie Iron Eagle.  So that in itself is pretty badass.

Fellas, meet Clio Zenden, the hot French wife of Dutch soccer player Boudewijn Zenden.   Well, that’s about all the information I have on Clio.  There don’t seem to be too many pictures of her floating around online but I know she did a Maxim shoot back in June of 2009, so we got that going for us, which is nice.

And let me just add that soccer keeps creeping up on my list.  Though I generally refuse to watch it due to low scoring I’m convinced there’s something I’m missing .  There has to be.  How the hell are these guys bagging these girls all the time?  It’s a mystery.

More of Clio after the jump

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There are many of us out there that appear to be “normal” dudes.  I guess normal in the sense that we look normal, go to work, pay the bills, like sports, do “normal” things.  Granted all of us masturbate but when you look at a “normal” guy, masturbation doesn’t exactly come to mind.

This guy?  When you think “chronic masturbator” I’m pretty sure this guy would hold the title.   If his name isn’t Enrique then I’ll be very very disappointed.