Honestly I cannot think of a better mashup than pairing Lady Gaga up with Alice in Wonderland.    Look I know that Helena Bonham Carter must be an absolutely insane person to be married to Tim Burton but wouldn’t Lady Gaga be a much better fit?

There’s weird and then there’s just blatantly screwed up for the sake of being insane.

I mean there has to be a line somewhere no?

Have any of you been to the Living Room Nightclub down in Ft Lauderdale, Florida?  No?  Neither have I.  But something tells me that the next time I’m in the area (which will be never) that I must pay them a visit.

Sure it’s shallow.  Sure the club features GoGo dancer types and contests presented by Maxim.  And yeah you’ll end up spending money on stuff like shots given to me by a chick with virtually zero clothes on.  Wait a second, what was I saying?  Oh yeah, that it’s kind of shallow.

Um, and my point is?  Right.  I have zero points.  In any event here are some pictures of when Maxim paid the club a visit back in November.

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Have you ever caught yourself mesmerized by a National Geographic program?  I’m a huge fan of that kind of stuff.  It’s just amazing to see other types of animals doing their thing.  Whether it’s mating, creating shelter or even attacking other animals, nature is one cool place to observe life in it’s natural habitat.

I think what makes it so interesting is the fact that we can see similarities between these animals and ourselves.  And I mean from the most basic core survival and attraction standpoints.  But seriously, how cool is it to see an animal do something that we ourselves would do?

Only with animals there are zero consequences.  Perhaps that’s what the draw is.  And in yet another powerful photographic display, National Geographic takes us through animals and their attacks on other animals for survival.

Pictures after the jump

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Click on the photo for how video games are reeling you in

So, the headlines say somebody else has died due to video game addiction. Yes, it’s Korea again. I totally get that the victims had other shit going on in their lives.  But, half of you reading this know a World of Warcraft addict and experts say video game addiction is a thing.

More addiction at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

If you need geeky advice I suggest you go here – [Majorgeeks]

Is Tecmo Bowl the best video game of all time? – [Asylum]

When you need celebrity skin, go here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Lanny Barbie is the pornstar of the week – [Brobible]

The sexy world of Arizona State Cheerleading – [DJ Mick]

The most badass portable speakers available – [Coolmaterial]

Alteration on a kid’s show called “The Boob Climb” – [Heavy]

The most surprising “Where are they nows” – [Attuworld]

A pogo stick to shovel to a nutshot – [Gorillamask]

The Vanity Fair Oscar party features lots of hotness – [Guyism]

This is by far the best car accessory ever – [The High Definite]

John Mayer does a high five fail – [Celebrityodor]

If internet memes had big budget marketing campaigns – [Atom]

The 20 biggest athlete sex scandals – [Bleacherreport]

What would happen if websites were people? – [Ned Hardy]

The Rozlyn Papa sex tape is out there somewhere – [Flisted]

Ain’t nothing wrong with a wet T shirt gallery – [Gunaxin]

Thirty things that porn has taught us all – [The DW]

Miss Robinson gives me a funny feeling – [Nextround]

Click on the photo for more of Catrin Claesen

I have never heard of Catrin Claesen and chances are after putting her on this site at this moment this may very well be the last time that I see her.  For shame.  For shame.  I really feel like I’m going to miss her.  By Catrin!

More girls to miss at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

I never realized how many uses there were for phrases after the word “stop,” but there are a ton.  Ranging from movies to television to music, it’s a word that can be played with in abundance.

But there’s just something pretty damned funny about seeing the phrases on an actual Stop sign.  At the least it’s entertaining if your driving along only to actually stop because you want to read what the sign says.

Perhaps if Stop Signs were as colorful as these people would come to complete stops and cause less accidents.

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I can’t believe that this has been going on for so long without someone just applying a little good old fashioned science to the age old dilemma.

Debate over.

I sure as hell want to dance with Karina Smirnoff.  You might know the name as she was a dancer on Dancing with the Stars.  She’s been linked with many a celebrity and is most recently schtupping Brad Penny.

Oh did I mention she was a dancer? She is a five-time U.S. National Champion, World Trophy Champion, and Asian Open Champion. Smirnoff has won the title at the UK Open, is a three-time champion at the US Open, two-time champion at the Asian Open, five-time champion at the Dutch Open, and five-time US National Professional Champion.

Bottom line, this chick can shake it.  And but good.

More of Karina after the jump

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I’ve seen some big headlines in my day and this one definitely takes the cake.