If you’re sitting at your desk right now, get up and go dance in the bathroom.  Make a change.  Do something different.  You’ll feel better I promise.

I’m not sure I can do it anymore.  Nope, I can’t.  No matter how many times I dog soccer I just don’t think I have it in me.  There’s just too much overwhelming evidence that I should be embracing this sport and not making fun of it.   Soccer players get hot chicks.   Hot chicks love soccer players.

Sure no one ever scores a goal and players fall down and act like their hurt even though their not.  But so what?  If everyone loves this damned sport then I’m going to have to.  And when your cheerleaders act more like go go dancers well then that just puts everything into perspective.

Professional sports in the USA could learn a thing or two from these ladies.  Man do they know how to move…and dress.

Check out these cheerleaders after the jump

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It’s happened to all of us.  And it’s probably happened more than once.  You might be at work.  You may have been at school.  Hell you may have been sitting on a toilet.  When you’re super tired sometimes those eyelids get heavy and you just can’t control the urge to stay awake.  No matter how hard you try it’s that closed shut try to open thing.  You knoqw what I’m talking about.

It’s just that most times this happens you probably don’t have a camera right in front of your face.  Luckily for us people catch people sleeping on camera all the time.

And I’ve found 15 shining examples of this

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Click on the photo for more of the Seattle Seagals

In what has to be the most under the radar cheering squad in the NFL this past season, The Seattle Seagals were of the highest quality. I had absolutely no clue that these girls were so incredible.

More chick surprises at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Throwdown

If Tequila labels were 100% honest – [Cracked]

Cat takes down an incredibly annoying puppy – [Linkiest]

If your computer is pissing you off this the the place – [Majorgeeks]

If you need celebrity “slips” go here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

What the hell is the Turkey Leg beauty pageant? – [Asylum]

These girls are having way more fun than you – [Brobible]

A pair of extremely WTF Jeans that I might buy – [Coolmaterial]

When toys are caught behaving badly – [Manofest]

Easily the most awesome thing you’ll see today – [Cavemancircus]

Leighton Meester is all legs at some club – [NS4W]

People are trading in bibles for porn now? – [Attuworld]

Lost Baywatch is one of the best mashups to date – [Heavy]

The seven dumbest celebrity lawsuits – [Guyism]

It’s very tough to keep a straight face – [Atom]

The real (sexual) way to win an Academy Award – [Break]

By far the hottest exercise chick on the net – [Numaga]

Ashley Judd is the hottest fan of March Madness – [Bleacherreport]

Twenty beautiful Farrah Fawcett photos – [Cityrag]

Click on the photo for more of Gemma Arterton

You guys may not know who Gemma Arterton is, but this British hottie will be invading your psyche once you check out her new photoshoot/video she did for the April issue of GQ UK.  It’s tasty.

More tasty things at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Remember your first prom?  Remember how you were pretty sure you’d get laid?  Remember how you did or did not get laid?  I personally did not (although my buddy hooked up with my date) and I’m a little upset about it.  In fact I didn’t lose my virginity until college.  And now that it’s 12 years after the fact it doesn’t matter all that much but tell that to my fraternity which I had to lie to in order to safe face with our “virginity stories” night during our pledge retreat.

What was I saying before admitting how lame I am?  Ah yes.  The Prom.  Most guys wear a simple tuxedo and most girls wear a nice dress, but if you want to go out with a bang you might want to consider some of these outfits.

P.S. I’m convinced all of these people are European

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You know, just in case you wanted to see Nirvana and Smashing Pumpkins playing twister.  What in the hell is this?

Well, at least that’s what Kimbyr Leigha’s Twitter profile says about her.  Check this out.

Law Student, Singer, Actress, Model (from time to time), and TV show addict Love making new friends and speaking the truth:) follow me if you dare;)

Thanks but I don’t think I’ll be daring.   It’s not so much that I’m not interested in seeing what Kimbyr tweets…actually it’s exactly that.  I don’t really care.  What I do care about is that Kimbyr isn’t all that famous yet, and she needs to be.

Kimbyr, here’s to getting you exposed exposure.  I’m rooting for you honey!

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I’ll admit it.  I get stage fright every now and then.  If I’m in a bathroom and there are no splash guards to protect me from seeing 10 other dudes and their “dudes” hanging out then I’m not going to be comfortable.

It’s got nothing to do with the fact that I have a small penis.  That’s just the way it is.  It has to do with the fact that I just don’t want to see other guys pissing.

So as if that’s not bad enough, now we have these annoying bitches laughing at us?  Thanks advertising.