Mar 15 2010
Click on the photo for more random hotties like this
Doesn’t it suck to know that like a zillion females like this are out there? Why don’t we see them except in internet pictures like this? This has got to be one of the biggest unsolved mysteries in the universe.
Total openness at Uncoached’s Facebook Page
The Portfolio
Mar 15 2010
Talk about getting it down to the basics. You have to appreciate a minimalist approach to anything these days. I mean think about how much space we as Americans waste every single day on crap that we don’t need and don’t care about. We should learn something from the English.
The English village of Westbury-sub-Mendip is home to a rather unusual public library – an old red phone box. It was bought for just 1 pound and remodeled as possibly the smallest library in the world, if not the smallest it must win the prize for the most unusual.
This thing is awesome. Turns out that it has a nifty system as well. People from the town swap read books for new ones left by older patrons. Over 100 books and CD’s are available. Now that’s using space wisely.
Pictures after the jump
Mar 15 2010
Is this really what sells today musically? Guys like Jim Morrison and Jimi Hendrix have to be rolling over in their graves knowing this is the kind of crap people listen to today.
Sure Shakira is hot but I swear to God 10 seconds in I wanted to hit my screen.
Mar 15 2010
It’s chicks like Caitlin Hixx that keep the world going round and round. Seriously man. There are times in this site where I feel like I’m just going through the motions. Like the females I’m posting aren’t even all that attractive anymore because it’s my job and I’m so used to it.
But once in a while a creature comes along that makes you realize why you got into this racket in the first place. She’s new, different, and is a step above the normal make of female you post every single day.
I think Caitlin has that kind of a look. Oh and not to mention she’s from Houston. Man, slap on a Southern accent too? Life just isn’t fair sometimes.
More of Caitlin after the jump
Mar 15 2010
I think once a week I’m going to have to post a picture of “This Guy is Awesome.” First of all I need to know where this picture was taken. I really really hope it was Japan. Honestly I can’t see it as anything BUT taken in Japan but who knows?
What the hell is up with that dude on the left who has his mouth covered? I can’t stand those weird germ people.
In any event, this bowling pin guy is the f*cking man.
Mar 15 2010
I mean if you’re gonna have anything random you might as well have it with girls in bikinis no? I don’t know who came up with The Big Lebowski of all scripts to read from but sure, why not?
Mar 15 2010
Of all the fetishes in the world, it appears that sexy fitness is gaining loads of popularity. More and more it appears that men are open to chicks that have a little brawn and could easily kick their asses. Hell I wouldn’t mind being completely dominated physically once in a while. It would do me some good.
This dominance is carrying over into the adult industry. Scenes shot in gyms with sexy workout gear are more commonplace and I hope that’s a good thing for our country’s obesity problem. I highly doubt it’ll do anything but it can’t hurt to be positive.
Looks like other countries are embracing this as well. What you’ll see below are a bunch of Russian chicks who like to work out. These are real girls. No staged stuff here.
Mar 15 2010
Want a good story? Here we go. Back in college me and a buddy of mine dressed as Rastafarians for Halloween. We had awesome shirts, wigs, and even painted our faces brown (no we’re not racist). Upon getting drunk we were asked to join our buddies in the French Quarter to which I replied “what are you crazy?” There was no chance I was heading to Bourbon Street looking like that.
Well, it was just me that stayed. My buddy wound up going and what winds up happening? Guy gets arrested by two African American cops because he was speeding. Thankfully they were nice guys but I mean come on dude. What the hell were you thinking?
In retrospect it’s hilarious because anyone who gets busted while wearing a stupid costume is entertaining.
Here are 15 more such occurences
Mar 15 2010
Click on the photo for porn scenarios that seem highly implausible
Somewhere along the way, pornographers got the idea that people only liked on-camera coitus if it had a believable back story. And, after a few decades struggling to find good actors willing to do it on camera, the industry came up with the concept of reality porn. Thank God.
More great ideas at Uncoached’s Facebook Page
The Madness
MILFy Monica Martinez has incredible legs – [DJ Mick]
Our tongues can actually recognize fat tastewise – [Asylum]
Do NOT call these guys for roadside assistance – [Linkiest]
When you need celebrity skin go here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)
The sexiest Wii picture I’ve ever seen – [Holytaco]
Have you ever heard these guys? They’re hilarious – [CoreyandJayshow]
Hot girls carrying Airsplat guns? I’m in – [Bugehoobs]
The best Gemma Atkinson picture you’ll see all day – [Brobible]
Greatest moments in fat guy dancing history – [Manofest]
Who doesn’t love boobies and kittens? – [Attuworld]
The top twenty five second films – [Flabber]
This Johnny Weir guy is absolutely wacko – [The DW]
The scantily clad women of the 2010 Rio Carnival – [Deaddog]
It turns out that Zoe Saldana loves sex – [Flisted]
If you’re looking for a cameltoe overload – [COED Magazine]
Angelina Jolie’s army of love children – [Cityrag]
Irina Shiek is a model of Russian perfection – [Funtasticus]
I didn’t know interrogation would be so awesome – [Atom]
