About the weirdest animal I’ve ever seen in someone’s house is probably an Iguana.  I mean those things are kind of strange looking right?  But at least you know they are “normal” pets.  Like there’s a tank, lighting, and you feed the thing bugs.  It’s a fairly common set up.  It’s not like you think the thing is going to come out of its cage and bite your head off.

But you’d be surprised at what animals are legal to have as pets.  In fact you might be a little frightened.

Check out some of these animals that probably shouldn’t be pets

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I challenge any of you to find something as awesome as this.  It cannot be done.

I say “girl next door” not because she was featured in a Playboy girl next door shoot but because Jessica DeCarlo just looks like a little sweetie pie doesn’t she?  Word is that she’s a Business Administration major living on Phoenix, AZ.   And lucky for us Jessica is willing to take her top off.

Don’t you just love girls like that?  So, sweet face, great tan, college girl, willing to get nude in front of a camera.  Well get me some stationary and a pen because I’m about to write home to my mom telling her I’ve found the perfect wife.

Not sure how I’ll explain it to my current wife though.

More of Jessica after the jump

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I’m all about freedom of speech, expression, or whatever you’d like to call it.  I believe that if you’re into weird stuff that I’m not into then that’s your right.  I may not agree with it.  I may think you’re a complete moron, but it’s still your right as an American.

But I tell ya if there’s one thing I refuse to believe it’s that this woman belongs at a baseball game.  I’m sorry but there’s just zero chance this woman has any interest in baseball whatsoever.

For absolutely zero reason whatsoever the Japanese decided to put a dummy on a toilet and then squeeze very high pressure under it to act as a cannonball for the dummy.

Why the hell can’t we think of this stuff?

Would I consider myself an expert on attractive women?  I would say that I do have a penchant for having a fine taste as it pertains to the female sex.   Some guys just get up there and post any woman without thought as to what anyone’s feelings might be.

For me?  It’s an art.  There has to be a reaction by the reader.  The women must invoke something that will change your day even if for the slightest of change.   And friends, when you can post 15 images of females without even showing a face and still get a reaction?  That is when you’ve reached a new level.

That level has been reached today compadres.   Here is a wonderful collection of “nice view” female moments

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I once made a profound statement in college about the circle of life.  “It’s amazing how we grow up as children only to eventually die like children.”  Let’s face it.  If you make it to old age there are more similarities physically to babies than with teenagers or adults under 50.  You can’t control your bowels.  You have a harder time talking.  You sleep all the time.  You need people taking care of you constantly.

I don’t mean to get all depressing on you because there are really cool things about being old.  In particular you don’t have to give a shit anymore.  Which means you can wear funny socks and curse people out whenever you want.  And instead of it being ridiculous, it’s funny as all hell.

Let us embrace old age.  Let us enjoy it.  And let these 15 old people moments entertain you for the 30 seconds you’ll skim over the pictures

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You just never know what you may have been saying while filming that crucial porn scene the other day.  While you thought you were saying erotic things it very well may have been “fanta” and “spinach roll.”

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The funniest public access prank calls ever – [Manofest]

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Jay Leno gets owned by a Conan Fan – [Celebrityodor]

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The real poster for the movie The Bounty Hunter – [The DW]

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Ana Sofia Henao is one hot Columbian – [Spewf]

Korean man marries an anime pillow – [Ned Hardy]

Kim Kardashian gets naked for Harper’s Bazaar – [Flisted]

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Wow. I may only be 15 seconds but it’s worth it.