When you’re married for long enough or are in a relationship for long enough things tend to get stale after a while.  It just happens.  It might be in the bedroom.  It might be the two of you sitting in front of the television with nothing to say.   Point is, you have to keep things fresh.  You have to be spontaneous.

You gotta keep surprising each other.  And honestly there’s only so much you can do in order to achieve that “newness” you once had.  Personally I think funny little notes keep me going.  While these notes aren’t from my wife, it’d be funny if she left some like this.

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I love how in all these types of movies (Bruce Lee stuff included) one guy takes on like 50 dudes and it’s like each guy goes one at a time.  I’m sorry but that’s not how it works.

All these jackals should get on top of that dude at once and end it.  Funny to watch but give me a break.

She’s 23-years-old and she lives in New York.  Right off the bat I’ve got my stalker eyes on Marlee Magidson.  Why wouldn’t I?  It’s not often that you see someone this attractive and know that she’s probably only one short subway ride away.

Am I a stalker?  Yes.  Actually no but come on.  20 bucks says Marlee lives on the upper east side and parties just like any other sexy girl right out of college.

I just need to get hip and wear cool clothes and stuff.  Or not.

Either way, Marlee is hot after the jump

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For the life of me I cannot understand why a human being would do this but man if I’m not obsessed with this kinds of pictures.  How badass is that?

And what’s with the way the cage is designed?  It’s as if they knew the exact dimensions that would be the difference between a friendly poke through the cage and an entire mutilation of the divers.

I really need to watch National Geographic more.

Let’s face it. Golden Grahams is a kick ass cereal but when you get down to it but it’s not exactly easy to market your product to a demographic that doesn’t pay all that much attention to cereal.

After all, we’re dudes. Still though, with an offer of a free dozen boxes and animated art where a guy is peeing, I guess I can see the appeal.

Thanks to Guyism for this find.

Sumo Wrestling is awesome, period.  Anyone who doesn’t think so probably doesn’t understand how great these guys are.  They may look like giant out of shape dudes but many of these guys are extremely muscular and athletic.   Oh and let’s not forget they are some of the biggest celebrities in Japan.

Translation?  They get ridiculously hot chicks.  But I digress.  One of my favorite things about sumo wrestlers is how they look in situations other than sumo wrestling.  Something is extremely funny about a guy that size anywhere outside the ring.

And with a little help from photoshop you can put a sumo wrestler into any situation  you want.   Here is a great collection of photoshopped sumo wrestlers

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I’m tired of all this.  Seriously guys.  I’m tired of explaining why I post hot girls up here.  I’m tired of needing A reason.  We don’t need a reason.  But the fact is that I’m so bored that I can’t just title an article and show you pictures can I?  Then this site just becomes another photo site and that would suck.

Then you and I wouldn’t be rappin’.  We wouldn’t be bumping heads in the comments section.  We wouldn’t be pals.  So while the rest of the world is just showing, I’m explaining.  And I’m here to tell you that girls with guitars is one thing, but girls with violins, pianos, horns, and other such instruments is another.

Check out this fine gallery of sexy girls who love music

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Click on the photo for more of Denise Milani

Now tell me the phrase “Denise Milani Returns” doesn’t get you all giddy.  If it doesn’t then you are lying.  I didn’t know she went anywhere but the fact that she’s back certainly puts a smile on my face.

More smiles at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

5 Reasons the internet could die at any moment – [Cracked]

The 2010 Douchebag tournament will not disappoint – [Holytaco]

Guy doesn’t just charge the mound, he goes outfield – [Linkiest]

For your fix of celebrity “slips” – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

The everyday man’s guide to spicy living – [EDSBS]

If you need geeky stuff this is your place – [Majorgeeks]

15 more great movie appearances by athletes – [Brobible]

The drunken hot girls of St Patty’s day 2010 – [COED Magazine]

The ultimate outdoor mancave rec room – [DJ Mick]

Man breaks into woman’s house to steal panties – [Regretfulmorning]

Amazingly funny dirt ramp faceplant – [Attuworld]

Man tricked into discussing penis problem on TV – [Asylum]

Esti Ginzburg in a bikini is a definite wow – [Celebrityodor]

Your girlfriend from the internet has definitely arrived – [The DW]

A bunch of sexy hot girls with pigtails – [Manofest]

Just so you know, Amanda Seyfried is hot – [Flisted]

Turns out the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders can sing – [Guyism]

Jessica Simpson’s hangover look – [Cityrag]

Click on the photo for more girls like this

What would we do without women?  Seriously guys, I want you to think about this one.  How much of your brain is going to be distracted because of this picture in the next 24 hours?  And if not this picture others like it?  I’m guessing 33-50% of our days is tied to those thoughts.  Man.  I waste so much time.

More time wasters at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio