Mar 25 2010
Unintentionally Funny Commercials for Completely Useless Products
Do you realize how many people out there who are trying to create the next fortune off of something completely useless? I mean the line is a mile long. People are out there every single day peddling crap that there is literally zero purpose for.
But you know something? There are always suckers out there and infomercials are going to thrive off of the lazy and stupid people of America (the sad part of which there are many of them). But to us smart people or at least rational people, these commercials can be purely entertaining.
Here is a collection of unintentionally funny commercials for completely useless products
The Shake Weight Exercise
Dynamic inertia? Um, inertia? AKA The Jerkoff machine
The Necky
Chilly Gaps and Gaping Holes. That should be the name of a porn movie.
The Uro Club
I mean you REALLY can’t hold it in? Has anyone bought this? If they sold 1 unit I’d be very surprised
The Bedside Gun Rack
I mean you might as well have it right next to your bed right? And it’s only 39.95! “The smartest money you’ll spend in your life.”
The Tread Mobile
No way is this real. I mean, what?
The Hawaii Chair
The humping machine that doesn’t help you lose weight at all.
The Comfort Wipe
This is a real product but this is dubbed to make it hilarious.
Winkers
Man I wish these became a fashion fad.
Even More Uncoachable Stuff
- Arguably The Ten Worst Vintage Toy Commercials of All Time
- Eight Pretty Ridiculous KFC Commercials You May Not Have Seen
- 10 Memorable Sportscenter Commercials from the 90s
- 10 Classic Clips of John Madden
- 10 Examples of Reporters Interrupting and Getting Interrupted
Hey Natty Dude
An Egg-cellent Eggs-ample of an Eggs-traordinarily gift. When was the last time you said “I really need a square egg for this recipe a “normal” egg just won’t do”. Now you can egg-terminate this egg-asperating problem with the egg-creadable EGG CUBER!
http://goodstuff4u.multiply.com/journal/item/79/COOKING_WITH_GOODSTUFF_-_SQUARE_EGGS
Some of this stuff is completely worthless
I know a few thousand people who think a bedside gun rack is a very nice idea. And a lot more who just take their gun to bed without bothering with a rack!