As we travel around the world nightclub scene this time we hit up Russia.   I like Russia.  Russia is one of my homelands.  No I don’t speak Russian.  I don’t aspire to speak Russian but when people ask me my background, “Russian” is one of my answers (Romania is the other).   But my background has absolutely nothing to do with this conversation so I’m gonna cut myself off right there.

The conversation is about finding chicks in nightclubs in foreign countries.  You know what’s great about finding hot chicks in Russia?  Many of them will marry you and be very serviceable wives so long as you get them the hell out of their country.  At least that’s what I keep telling myself should my marriage wind up in the gutter.

Oh just kidding honey!  Still though, these Russian nightclub broads get me thinking….

Here’s the scenario.  You are drunk.  You are having a blast at this club.  These girls come up to you and are as nice as can possibly be.  The girl on the left says “please marry me and take me away from this country, I shall serve you for the rest of my life.”  You’re telling me you’d say no?  Hahahahaha.

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