Mar 19 2010
The Only Thing Better Than No Socks is High Socks

So I’m just kind of sitting her right now looking at the picture you see above this sentence. And this picture is telling in so many ways. It’s a soft (or hard) reminder of a life that many of us will never have. It’s a reminder of the kinds of fantasies that will never get fulfilled. It’s an absolute slap to the face that wakes me up and puts me in a reality I refuse to call real.
I mean would you look at those shorts please? Will you? Can you? How is this possible? How is life possible? Is anyone even reading this? Because I seriously doubt that you are. I know I’m not even focusing on writing it.
And the socks…oh the socks…

This very well might be the sexiest picture I’ve seen all year. I just want to know who this girl is. I don’t care that it’s touched up. I don’t care that photoshop was used. I just don’t care about anything in my life at this moment. I just care about this picture. It’s truly absurd.
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I think I’ll go shoot myself now… goodbye cruel world. The socks… OH, the socks!
Who is the girl in the blue shorts!?!?! Please tell me! She is super hot!
Where’s the fullsize of the first image?! You bastard! Where is it!
Frank, I wish I knew buddy. I wish I knew!
[...] This is what is called a high-sock hard-on! [Uncoached] [...]
The super hot brunette- 2nd pic down- is Brooke Lee Adams. Porn girl.
Who is the girl in the Georgia Tech shirt!?!?!??! SMOKIN!
girl in GT shirt is Jamie Eason.