Mar 16 2010
I once made a profound statement in college about the circle of life. “It’s amazing how we grow up as children only to eventually die like children.” Let’s face it. If you make it to old age there are more similarities physically to babies than with teenagers or adults under 50. You can’t control your bowels. You have a harder time talking. You sleep all the time. You need people taking care of you constantly.
I don’t mean to get all depressing on you because there are really cool things about being old. In particular you don’t have to give a shit anymore. Which means you can wear funny socks and curse people out whenever you want. And instead of it being ridiculous, it’s funny as all hell.
Let us embrace old age. Let us enjoy it. And let these 15 old people moments entertain you for the 30 seconds you’ll skim over the pictures
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