Mar 11 2010
I’m not sure I can do it anymore. Nope, I can’t. No matter how many times I dog soccer I just don’t think I have it in me. There’s just too much overwhelming evidence that I should be embracing this sport and not making fun of it. Soccer players get hot chicks. Hot chicks love soccer players.
Sure no one ever scores a goal and players fall down and act like their hurt even though their not. But so what? If everyone loves this damned sport then I’m going to have to. And when your cheerleaders act more like go go dancers well then that just puts everything into perspective.
Professional sports in the USA could learn a thing or two from these ladies. Man do they know how to move…and dress.
Check out these cheerleaders after the jump
Just a hint at a slap ass session is good enough for me. Oh and P.S. the belly button ring tells me that chick is getting wasted after the game. You know it’s true guys. You know it is.
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