I’ll admit it.  I get stage fright every now and then.  If I’m in a bathroom and there are no splash guards to protect me from seeing 10 other dudes and their “dudes” hanging out then I’m not going to be comfortable.

It’s got nothing to do with the fact that I have a small penis.  That’s just the way it is.  It has to do with the fact that I just don’t want to see other guys pissing.

So as if that’s not bad enough, now we have these annoying bitches laughing at us?  Thanks advertising.