Mar 10 2010
Ready To Go To Prom? Clearly Not

Remember your first prom? Remember how you were pretty sure you’d get laid? Remember how you did or did not get laid? I personally did not (although my buddy hooked up with my date) and I’m a little upset about it. In fact I didn’t lose my virginity until college. And now that it’s 12 years after the fact it doesn’t matter all that much but tell that to my fraternity which I had to lie to in order to safe face with our “virginity stories” night during our pledge retreat.
What was I saying before admitting how lame I am? Ah yes. The Prom. Most guys wear a simple tuxedo and most girls wear a nice dress, but if you want to go out with a bang you might want to consider some of these outfits.
P.S. I’m convinced all of these people are European
Thanks to Telegraph for these photos








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LOL – I would not be caught dead in any of those outfits
just because I am an old hippy does not mean I would wear that Alice in wonder land outfit
These are obviously all entries from the annual duct tape prom outfits contest. That one near the top even says how many rolls it took. Come on.