Mar 08 2010
GoGo Tape May Not Sell One Unit But I Like Their Marketing Style

This has to fall under the “useless product you won’t use” category but I don’t know. You have to figure that a tape measure is a useful product. And you also have to admit that a tape measure with Go-Go girls on it makes plenty of sense.
Let the GoGo girls help you make your mark. The GoGo Tape is a commercial grade, 25-foot tape measure that features 23 gorgeous women, printed directly onto the blade, every inch of the way.
The poly-coated 1-inch blade is easy to read, and while utilizing state of the art graphics applications, our girls will never get in the way of the job at hand. Equipped with a belt hook for easy access and a blade lock to minimize slippage, your GoGo Tape offers maximum usability in a variety of measuring situations.
If anything, I highly doubt I will ever use the GoGo tape but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t party with the girls who model for this product.
Check out the classiness after the jump

Is this the target audience?

Nope, I guess perverted Elvis looking guys are.
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