I’ve gotten to the point in my life where I’m way more concerned if a bar isn’t crowded than if that bar has a really hot bartender.  But by no means am I saying a hot bartender doesn’t make for a more enlightening experience in a bar.

Then again, even I have to disagree with myself there.  After all, the more drunk you get the more you might be apt to leave tips larger than normal for said hot bartender.  You just don’t do that with a guy with one tooth.   Give me the one toothed bartender any day of the week.

However, if I’m opening a bar anywhere, first thing I’m doing is getting hot chicks behind the bar.  It’s just common sense.   So by popular demand, here are some more hot bartenders…

Let me tell you a little story about this girl.  She’s what I call a “night ruiner.”   It’s nearly as bad as some hot stripper who you’ll be paying the entire night to comfort you.  You actually think you have a shot with her and ignore any real chance you might have at getting laid.  See this girl up above?  She will NOT have sex with you but she’ll keep your mind of all the other chicks in the bar thus ruining your night, not to mention your bank account.

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