I met my wife on JDate.  Yes, I did.  There’s a reason I bring this up.  Because when you’re on a dating site for long enough you can actually get a good read on when females are faking their pictures.  And by no means am I trying to single out just the female contingent on dating sites.  Guys are retarded too and lie through photography.

I never understood this.  Why on earth would you put up a picture that looks NOTHING like you?  In hopes that when you go out on a date the person will like the inner you? No.  Sorry.   The inner you is a person that just lied to get someone to go out with you because they thought you looked like someone you are not.

Here are 10 pictures of such liars

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First of all Aylen Alvarez is Cuban.  So right there we’re in the Latin stratosphere.  We’re off to a good start people.  That much I can promise.  Second of all, Aylen is 22-years-old.  That much is a great thing solely because I’m over 30 and well, it’s just good.

Third?  Well we don’t really need a third but let’s use her photos as a third.  No, there’s not too much nakedness going on but it sure as hell is close.  Aylen likes to party and if you don’t think so then you’re wrong.  I have one picture of such an occurrence and it’s all the evidence I will ever need.

More of Aylen after the jump

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I seriously can’t help but to laugh at pictures like this.  It’s the power of taking a picture mid action.  Honestly this ref is probably just an innocent guy doing his job.

But folks like us exploit a perfect freeze frame.  And dammit if I wouldn’t do it 1000 times if I had the chance.

Good God this is funny…or really not funny.

I have not yet been to Cowboys Stadium and will most likely never go for my entire life.  Still though, it’s a pretty awesome site even if just watching from my living room.

Can you imagine the amount of work it takes to pull this off.

We’re in the heart of winter.  It’s cold.  It’s annoying.  It sucks.  There’s just no two ways about it.  So what can we possibly do to cheer up?  Think of sex that’s what!  Come on fellas.  You guys know what you’re supposed to do when it’s cold.  You’re supposed to think about warm, tropical places and relaxation.

Well how about we try something new?  Try thinking about ski bunnies and exploring their slopes.  Think about fireplaces and tons of whiskey.  Think about sweaters or should I say sweater kittens that come off at a moments notice.

Still thinking about the cold?  Well if you are, these sexy skiing ladies will  help get you warmed up

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I’m very mixed on the homeless situation.  There are those folks that I find to be truly in need and there are those that I think are completely lazy.  What’s even tougher is that being a New Yorker I am giving almost half my money that in part go to programs that are “helping” many of the folks that are lazy and don’t care about making a living for themselves.

I should hope at least some is going to those that really are trying to better their situations.  It’s funny, as I get older it’s harder for me to feel sorry for the ones that I know don’t give a shit.  And when you don’t care, you are able to laugh a bit easier.

Which is why I don’t feel so bad about posting funny homeless signs.  Because if these folks can make light of it, then so can I.

Here is the latest collection of funny homeless signs

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Click on the photo for the most insane things you can buy on the internet

Many people feel compelled to waste their money on lame things like clothing, food and baby formula. Fortunately, besides allowing us to download porn at the speed of masturbation, the Internet has made it possible for us to buy virtually anything we can imagine.

More imagination at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Throwdown

Another fine edition of hotties in the wild – [Doubleviking]

Need your fix of wild Mardi Gras hotties photos? – [Brobible]

A funny gallery of yawning celebrities – [Ego TV]

If you need a fix of celebrity upskirts… – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Condoms not fitting has become a big issue – [Asylum]

Great sports moments recreated in video games – [Attuworld]

The World federation cage girls are fun to watch – [Bleacherreport]

1- things you should do if you ever win the lottery – [Guyism]

The sexiest celebrity print ads you will ever see – [Manofest]

Hey baby, I love you, or something like that – [Atom]

The top ten hottest cosplay girls of all time – [Cavemancircus]

Paris Hilton got hammered and sloppy in Rio – [Flisted]

The most controversial video games – [Oddee]

Shakira shaking those hips at the NBA All star game – [Donchavez]

Trying to car surf is really not a good idea – [Sweatygooch]

One of the funniest dog pictures you’ll see today – [The DW]

Jessica Simpson has had plenty of “slip” ups – [Cityrag]

I would love to take these Kama Sutra lessons – [Numaga]

Click on the photo for the hottest married women

It’s not that hard to figure out why some of the hottest women in the world are married.  On the flip side, why a very sought after male is married is something I shall never understand.  Nevertheless we live in this world and have to deal with such things.

Less to deal with at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

I definitely want to get inside there some day.

Ba dum ching! Your captions are more than welcome.