If you think you’ve seen cool ice sculptures at like weddings and stuff, that’s fine.  But if you really want to see some cool stuff with ice, you might need to travel over to China.

The annual Harbin International Ice and Snow Sculpture Festival has been held since 1963. It had been interrupted for a number of years during the Cultural Revolution until it was resumed in 1985. Harbin, the capital of Heilongjiang province of People’s Republic of China, is one of the sources of ice and snow culture in the world. (via Wikipedia)

Check out pictures of the festival after the jump

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Come on buddy!  Are you this strapped for a session?  Wow.

Well folks, here is Playboy’s Ashley Nicole Arthur. She was a top ten finalist when Playboy had a casting call in her area and I can only assume that every single one of these girls was smoking.

Then again I really don’t care as the focus here as been on Ashley. And that focus will continue to be on Ashley. You know, Ashley, that fine ass Mexican background chick who has a perfect tan, face, and bust line? Yeah, that Ashley.

Hi Ashley!

More of Arthur after the jump

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It’s not so much that this dog doesn’t give a rat’s ass about peeing on Natalie Portman, it’s that there another dog lurking behind her that makes this photo so precious.

Man I love dogs.

After getting backhanded by a school teacher, a Romanian Cop casually puts back his glasses and slaps the teacher hard in the face. Apparently she was being investigated for abusing her students.

You see normally even I wouldn’t condone this kind of action but abusing her students?  If that were the case then not only would I condone the slap I’d want it to be performed in front of the students.

Seriously guys, just insert penis jokes across this entire article.   I’m not even going to attempt to hide anything (not as though I would need to).  You’ve all seen my article on when female celebrities put food in their mouths right?  Well, I’ve decided to take it a step further and get more specific.

No longer will I just do articles on all foods going into mouths and looking funny.  I’ll go so far as to pick out specific foods that look kind of funny and awesome to be put in a female’s mouth.

What’s even better is when the females have a good sense of humor about it.  And most girls you are about to see are troopers till the end….

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I’ll never forget the first time this happened when I was a child.  It was during the times of VHS.   Remember when you hit pause and the screen was all blurry and you couldn’t see anything?  That friggin’ sucked.  But VHS systems got smarter and when you clicked pause all of a sudden the screen was clear and you could see what you actually paused.

The first time I saw a face that was pause mid ridiculousness I laughed my ass off.  Now, with DVR, DVD, you name it, pausing the television has become a fun game.  And people have decided to connect their computers to what they are pausing to capture these fine images for all the world to see.

I call this genre the funny freeze frame.  And it’s something I doubt I’ll ever get tired of.

Here are multiple examples of funny freeze frames

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Click on the photo for things you don’t say to a redhead

Redheads are not universally feisty and fiery;  they’re just pissed off from a lifetime of cheap, stereotype-laden come-ons that the brunette-tressed brethren never have to bother hearing.  Whatever, they’re nuts to me…and some are hot.

More psycho hotties at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

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If Cartoons were more like the real world – [Cracked]

Some of the creepiest places to get a girl’s number – [Ego TV]

If you need to see an upskirt go here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Gary Coleman loses his shit on TV – [Celebrity Odor]

Lindsay Vonn’s Sports Illustrated video is sexy – [NS4W]

Twenty five people who have some serious issues – [Manofest]

Eight manly drinks that every guy should try – [Guyism]

The strangest looking actors in Hollywood – [Attuworld]

The hottest Lacy Schnoor pics and vids on the net – [Bleacherreport]

The public service announcement of the day – [The DW]

In a recession you get some creative graffiti – [Oddee]

For some crazy viral videos check these guys out – [Linkiest]

By far the coolest igloo you will ever see – [Flisted]

The squishy beast eats precious things – [Atom]

The myth to Heidi Montag’s new face – [Cityrag]

Paris Hilton getting famous again down in Rio – [Don Chavez]

The sexiest women of HBO – [COED Magazine]

Anything involving Jessica Burciaga works for me – [HGOM]

Click on the photo for more girls like this

You see this picture above?  It’s the end of me.  It’s the biggest mirage on our planet right now.  You see a picture like this and actually think all you have to do is talk to these girls and you’re in.  It’s the worst scam on the face of the earth.  Why oh why can’t girls really be like they look like in these photos?  Arghhh.  Nevertheless these pictures rock.

More rocking pictures at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

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