Honestly my brain is kind of mushy right now.  I have no idea whether I’m in love with this girl or I’m going to puke.  I’m always enjoying being in limbo.

I think I’m opting for digging this girl and the fact that she could probably auto erotically asphyxiate me by herself.  And that’s kind of cool because now I can stop hanging myself in the doorway.

Yeah, I like her.

I’ve done it.  You’ve done it.  We’ve all bitched about winter.  No one really likes the cold weather.  The harsh air tends to make you moody and pissed off.  Chapped lips suck.  Feeling like your snot is going to rip off your nose is always a pleasure.  I mean sure Winter has its positives like beautiful scenery from snow, skiing, and maybe ski bunnies but I’ll take Summer any day of the week.

But while us Americans bitch about 10 inches of snow, let me refer to our Northern friends of Canada for just a moment.  The next time you shovel your sidewalk, think about people who are shoveling the roofs of their houses.  Yes, the roofs.

Check out some Canadian snow disaster pictures after the jump

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I would have to say that fishing is most certainly a man’s sport and hobby.   Granted plenty of women fish but I don’t see that many chicks on Bassmasters (not that I watch Bassmasters).   I don’t know.  I guess you guys kind of understand what I mean yes?  I should hope so.

However, this by no means infers that women don’t fish.  In fact,  I think it’s kind of badass to see women fish.  Well, as long as they’re really hot and not wearing that much clothing.

Luckily for all of us I’ve managed to find a multiplicity of pictures of sexy women who have taken an interest in fishing.  Aren’t you guys lucky?

Check it out after the jump

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Click on the photo to see why being attractive isn’t worth it

You would think that being attractive in this world is to your advantage. But you would be surprised with some of the information that if put together correctly disputes that notion…and quite accurately I might add.

More great notions at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Madness

Women talk about the scents that got you laid – [Asylum]

For some awesome celebrity “slips” go here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

If you’re into Geeky stuff then this is the site for it – [Majorgeeks]

Kaley Cuoco is ridiculously hot in March’s Maxim – [Brobible]

The absolute best viral videos I’ve found – [Linkiest]

Asdis Ran is one of the hottest blondes on the planet – [Gorillamask]

One of my favorite Lucy Pinder pictures ever – [Celebrity Odor]

Nothing’s better than girls being slutty in public – [Cavemancircus]

This is one bus you need to beware of – [Attuworld]

The amazing disappearing runway model – [Manofest]

Hot chick interviewing another hot chick – [Flabber]

Using photoshop to mix up celebrity faces – [Cityrag]

Guy calls a reporter a moron for not knowing his name – [The DW]

Thursday is the day you missed the big T’s – [Funtasticus]

Sheneka Adams is some fine ebony goodness – [Flisted]

Drunken chef prepares something called a “freedom pizza” – [Atom]

I can’t believe how hot Cindy Crawford still is – [Don Chavez]

Emily Lynn’s skunked hair makes me wild – [COED Magazine]

Hell I wouldn’t be looking for him either if that was standing in front of me.

when Lane Kiffin left for USC in January?  Here’s one fan’s reaction.

She’s known as an international model and frankly I’m not sure why she isn’t more famous.  Now when I say she’s British I am referring to her nationality but we all know this broad is a true Italian and yeah I guess the name “Elle Liberachi” has some French in the first name.

But good lord what a combo huh?  I’m surprised she isn’t like a triple D though considering the British part.  Still though, when you have the Italian and blond hair mix, it’s rare in this world.

I’ll take that any day of the week.

More of Elle after the jump

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Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

It’s the weekend y’all.  And as much as I miss going out and spending all that cash at a bar hoping to wind up with a couple of girls like those in the picture above, the getting older side of me would rather just get some pizza and go to bed at 10.  Man I can’t believe how much I like that.

More things to like at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

Canadian Newspapers go nuts for Olympic wins – [Busted Coverage]

The sexy girls of Villanova University – [Brobible]

California NASCAR babes make my weekend better – [Maxim]

The most badass robots invented before electricity – [Cracked]

The latest in celebrity “slip” ups – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Stacey Kiebler in spandex is a great great thing – [DJ Mick]

Have you seen some of these viral videos? -  [Linkiest]

Breaking into women’s prison to have sex with your girl – [Sublime Blog]

Infomercials that will make your life way worse – [Guyism]

Alexandra Daddario is a girl to keep your eye on – [Ego TV]

The Chat/Roulette bingo drinking game – [Holy Taco]

Did Hayden Panettiere get breast implants? – [Asylum]

The most offense ads in the history of mankind – [Attuworld]

The twenty five hottest ice girls of the NHL – [Bleacher Report]

Get a load of the Bacon Chocolate martini – [Manofest]

Twelve of the worst move posters of all time – [Oddee]

Michelle Trachtenberg shows off the cleavage – [Celebrity Odor]

All I see is a hot chick on the phone and I like it – [Atom]

Click on the photo for more Maxim Hometown Hotties

While the troopers heart in me loves seeing amateurs doing their thing, a part of me also likes it when these girls are taken to the next level.  That level being wearing very little clothing in professional photo shoots done by Maxim.

More photoshoot gals at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

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