First of all the amazingness of Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka can’t even be calculated so any footage of this movie rules (I’m still upset and will always be upset that they even attempted an remake if that’s what you call it).

Second of all.  Well, there is no second of all.  Check out this fine mix.

I mean let’s face it team, Holland is home to Amsterdam so you’ve gotta figure that there’s some serious partying is going on over there.  In fact, I think this should be some kind of running feature on this site.  I just wish I could give you guys the full report with my own camera.

It’d be nice to travel around the world, expense the trip on my own company, put the pics on the site, report about it, and then profit from that.  Wait a second.  What in the hell am I still doing here?  Seriously though, I’ll do my best to find party girls from as many countries as I can without actually having to travel to these places (sigh).

As I said before, Holland is home to some fun clubs and its fair of hot chicks.   I’ve managed to find pictures from a few different clubs and the girls will not let you down…

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As time has gone on I’ve become more and more interested in this year’s Winter Olympics.  I feel like they started off a bit slow.  I’m not quite sure how to pinpoint it but the games just seem to be picking up in recent days.

Perhaps it’s that Bode Miller is making headlines.  Maybe it’s the fact that this Plushenko guy is whining like a little girl and this Evan dude isn’t gay and is dating a gymnast.  Whatever it is I’m glad that I’m watching and interested in these games.

Another interesting part?  Clearly it’s the foul ups.  When a skater falls, or a skier crashes it’s something to see.  Obviously you want these people to be fine physically but damned if it doesn’t open your eyes.

In that light here are 8 videos of some brutal ski crashes

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Click on the photo for more WAGs of pitchers and catchers

Spring Training for all 30 Major League teams is just days away. But before the rest of the team shows up, the pitchers and catchers headed down to spend some quality time together with their women.  By quality time, you know, banging.

More quality time spent at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Throwdown

Reasons why our founding fathers were kind of dicks – [Cracked]

Seven reasons that make a hot girl, not hot – [Regretfulmorning]

What is with hot chicks dating all these douchebags? – [COED Magazine]

For the best viral video footage of the week – [Linkiest]

For the latest in Paris Hilton “slips” – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

The sexiest figure skaters is something I like – [Homer 247]

For the best in geeky stuff this week – [Major Geeks]

A video tribute to a 70s porn star – [Attuworld]

I forgot how hot Erika Medina was….wow – [Bugehoobs]

Yes, there is a lotion called “Fresh Balls” – [OMG Blog]

By far the hottest girls you’ll see this week – [Takeareport]

The sexiest celebrity cheerleaders of all time – [Manofest]

Sometimes a little thickness on a chick can be awesome – [Cavemancircus]

Real history class in high school gets a porno review – [Flisted]

Don’t let the ManBear get too close to anyone – [Atom]

Check out the latest blast from the past chick – [Bullzeye]

Canadians are fighting back with funny signs – [Don Chavez]

Silvia Dimitrova is your latest treat – [Sublime Blog]

Click on the photo for more of Jeramee Lopez

27-year-old Jeramee (pronounced “Jeremy”) Lopez eats, breathes, and lives modeling. She calls California home and has recently started modeling for several cosmetic companies.  Isn’t that lovely?

More loveliness at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

When He Pingping of China  (2 feet 5 inch) stands next to Sultan Kosen of Turkey (8 feet 1 inch) at the least it looks a little strange.  I really can’t imagine what life must be like for both of these guys.

I feel bad for the Sultan because he walks with a cane and is relatively immobile.  At the same time I feel bad for Pingping because the guy has to worry about cats and other small animals.

But seeing these two together is something right out of a comic book or fairy tale.  It’s truly remarkable that these two guys are members of the same species.

More pics after the jump

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But you have to admit this optical illusion is pretty badass.  Man, what a loser though huh?

Now this is the kind of story I like to hear.   Cara Zavaleta was a cast member of MTV’s reality show Road Rules during the Road Rules: South Pacific season. During the season, she was voted off by her team and replaced by Tina Barta.  After her stint on Road Rules, she posed for Playboy, becoming a Playboy Playmate.

You see that?  When life deals you lemons you make lemonade.  Getting kicked off a show mean that Cara obviously caused some drama.  And drama queens are my fantasy.  No, I wouldn’t marry one but you know it’s a fantastic party.  And Cara just has that look doesn’t she?

I’m a tremendous fan of Cara.

More pics after the jump

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In case any of you don’t follow Men’s Figure skating, Evgeni Plushenko lost to Evan Lysacek in the finals.   Obviously he was a little shocked.  What’s even more shocking is that apparently Lysacek is dating gymnast Nastia Liukin.

So contrary to popular belief, not all figure skaters are gay.  In fact, how awesome would it be to be a straight figure skater?  Think about it.  You’re obviously in the minority which means most of the little female skaters would be all over you.

I think it’s a great place to be in.  Way to go Evan.