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“Ain’t got but one rule, stay away from my nympho daughter.  Now being as you look like an honest stranger, I’ll just drink this here bottle of Nyquil and eat this here turkey in heavy gravy.”  Isn’t that what we all wish happened when we get flat tires in the countryside?
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The Tips

If penis enlargement products really worked – [Cracked]

Will you get laid on Valentine’s Day? A Chart – [Regretfulmorning]

Ali Larter in an upskirt moments – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

What is the fellatio truth moment? – [Totally Crap]

20 Female Celebrities who haven’t aged all that well – [Manofest]

Caitlin Hixx is one girl I’d like to toy around with – [Gorillamask]

Get a load of these sexy iPhone girls – [Attuworld]

What do you do on that awkward morning after? – [Asylum]

Paula Garces is the next girl you’ll want to watch – [Ego TV]

Here are seven ways you can spot a fibber – [Guyism]

Cheerleaders of the 2010 NFL Pro Bowl – [Gunaxin]

Who is Brad Pitt going to bang now? – [Flisted]

Janine is looking like the pornstar of the week – [Brobible]

Doutzen Kroes shows her athletic bikini side – [Don Chavez]

In case you missed the wild girls of Friday – [Funtasticus]

It doesn’t get much hotter than Laura Croft – [Sublime Blog]

Believe me, you’ll want these Russian Club girls – [The Chive]

These girls sure do know how to party – [Reelpretty]

Click on the photo for more of Denisse Padilla

Denisse is a Mexican actress that loves to show off her goods.  Other than that.  Wait, do we really need an “other than that?”  Nah.  She’s a Mexican actress.  That’s all I or you should really need to know.

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The Portfolio

If you’re looking for action sports you might want to check out Mpora.  It’s a pretty nutty website that covers stuff like mountain biking, skateboarding, snowboarding, you name it.

I doubt I’d ever have the balls to try any of these extreme stuff but I definitely admire those that do have the courage.  Not only the courage but the will to jump from like 50 feet high on a bicycle.  It’s gotta be an incredible rush.

Check out these crazy mountain bike pics

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Sure, Christmas was over a month ago but there’s no way you can argue against me posting this.

Man this was easily one of the best shows ever.

For the record Emanuela Folliero is going to be 45 years old in less than a week.  Let me repeat that.  She is going to be 45 years old in less than a week.  I’m pretty sure that’s the end of me.

Knowing that a woman is out there and will be 45 and is this hot?  It’s seriously some kind of a crime.  And if there was any doubt that Italian women are the hottest on earth then Emanuela has to relieve any doubts that there might have been.

More of Emanuela after the jump

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Talk about a perfect Cosmo Kramer moment eh?  I definitely need to meet this guy in real life.

Just a bunch of dudes watching two girls in bikinis stand on platforms while stuff gets shot out?  Works for me.

The reason I put the word “extreme” in quotation marks isn’t because I wanted to emphasize that these are crazy sports like snowboarding or base jumping.  It’s to point out that every sport contains it’s own “extreme” element.  Whether that element is the extreme look of pain, and extremely difficult position or an extreme amount of effort, sports are for lack of a better word, “extreme” at times.

From two boxers looking like they’re about to kiss, to a jockey getting trampled by a horse during a race,  I’ve managed to dig up 15 pictures of athletes showing what it’s like to go to the extreme.

Pics after the jump

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There are two phrases that when combined I’m pretty sure you can’t go wrong with:  body paint and sexy motivational poster.  And luckily for you guys I’ve managed to find 15 pictures that combine these wonderful phrases.

So for all the geeks out there, feel proud that you can be a geek, stay home, and dream of a life of female superheros dominating us men.  Because I tell ya, it’s a life I wouldn’t mind leading in the least.

Here are 15 sexy motivational posters for the geek in your

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