When a baby is brought into this world they have no control over what happens to them.  What I mean is, they don’t choose their family and they don’t get to choose how they grow up, are raised, and what kinds of people they are exposed to.

So it sucks when a baby doesn’t have much of a choice when daddy and mommy are acting like drunk idiots and decide to toss their baby into a giant bowl that a snake occupies.  Or perhaps dad wants to dress as a homosexual biker for Halloween and take his son along.  You know, quality moments.

Unfortunately for these kids, their parents have decided their fates, and I can’t say their fates are too well mapped out

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Click on the photo for more sexy coeds

It’s a long wait until Spring football in the college world.  What are we to do while waiting?  Luckily the folks over at Bleacher Report have provided us with a number of sexy coeds to keep us company while we wait.  Thanks guys!

More thankful girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Throwdown

A LOST choose your own adventure chart – [Cracked]

The top ten wooties in adult entertainment – [Brobible]

A newsletter actually funny enough to read – [The Toilet Paper]

One of the best “click a chick” episodes yet – [Bustedcoverage]

BC’s Valentine’s Day extravaganza! – [BC]

If you need a dose of celebrity “slips” – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Always remember that Joe Biden is smarter than you – [Ace]

Banker looks at nudy pics while live on the air – [Totally Crap]

When you put the X in sex it’s a good thing – [COED Magazine]

Japanese toilets are the best thing ever – [Cavemancircus]

Seven things your email address says about you – [Guyism]

Abbey Clancy getting all sexy for FHM – [Celebrity Odor]

Five celebrity affairs that will make you laugh – [Ego TV]

A tutorial on how to fake a six pack – [Attuworld]

Things get sexy at the Bible burlesque show – [Asylum]

Conservative phone sex heats up the airwaves – [Atom]

More video evidence as to why you should love soccer – [Don Chavez]

Some hilarious Japanese Star Wars spoof – [Flabber]

A town in California bans beer pong – [Flisted]

Tramp stamps are sexy but this one is prude – [Nextround]

Click on the photo for more of the Saints Cheerleaders

As the Superbowl gets closer and closer I’m not going to try and bore you with hype stories.  We’ve heard the comparisons.  We’re waiting for the game.  None of us care dammit.  What I do care about though is what those pom poms will be looking like come game day.

More pom poms at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

I for one find it extremely important to have a good workspace.  Think about it.  If you’re going to be spending 8-12 hours a day in one spot you better damned well make sure you are comfortable being there.  It’s the same concept as not skimping when it comes to purchasing a bed.  I mean you’re gonna be spending 1/3 of your life there.  Might as well get something quality.

And it appears that some companies have taken to this concept by providing their workers with adequate spaces to work from.  While they might be cubicles they are not your normal bullpen garden variety shit holes.

These are legit.  Check out these 10 awesome work cubicles…

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I’m not gonna lie.  I smiled the second I saw this thing.   This is amazing.   And did you notice all the noise?  There’s gotta be a decent sized crowd there.  Man I wish I could just dangle out of my window and get people cheering for me here in NYC.

I just can’t quite pinpoint it.  Maybe it’s the fact that Krista Allen is inching nearer to 40.  Maybe it’s the fact that she starred in a season of Baywatch Hawaii.  Oh wait, right.  It’s the fact that Krista played the lead role in a series of softcore television movies inspired by the sex icon Emmanuelle. That makes much more sense.

Krista is just sexy, period.  She does countless magazine layouts, has posed topless and just has that “naughtiness” about her.  Like you can tell this girl can party.  You just can.  I refuse to believe otherwise.

More of Krista after the jump

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I mean come on guys.  Aren’t you supposed to be tough and swim in oceans and stuff?  This is like beyond wimpy.   Then again it must take a lot of balls to go out there in these outfits.

Gay, but tough.

Let’s face it, this dude totally deserved getting pummeled by these women.  If you’re gonna talk shit, especially to a big woman with lots of big friends, be prepared for the consequences.

Oh and yes, those consequences will be dire by the way.  I love watching this stuff.

Don’t get me wrong kids.  I went to one fun school (Tulane) so I definitely got my fair share of partying done.  But the one thing I kind of regret is that I never really got into the whole tailgating scene enough.  Not only that, there just didn’t seem to be that much school spirit like there is in other schools.

I mean a tailgate event can be easily as plentiful as some house party if you play your cards right.  Not to mention the ridiculous tail that shows up wearing your school’s gear in scantily clad outfits.

Speaking of scantily clad school spirit, this is what it’s all about.

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