The name Amanda Duncan is very simple, very girl next door, and very appropriate.  Actually it makes zero difference because it doesn’t change the fact that Amanda has posed naked numerous times and is a stunner.

Amanda has the right blend of muscle to fat ratio and a “sleekness” that bodes well for photography.  What in the hell am I talking about?  Amanda is sexy.  I want to get her drunk and I want to dance in a club with her.  Wait, what?

More of Amanda after the jump

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Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

Yay! It’s the weekend.  Time to go out, try to get laid and not even remotely come close to landing a chick like the one in the photo above.  But at least you can dream about her as you wake up next to someone not quite as attractive.

Dreamy wakeup girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

Premature ejaculation is just one reason that super senses suck – [Cracked]

Hooters girls explain football to us – [Maxim]

Hitler reacts to and hates the iPad – [Gorillamask]

If you need a dose of celebrity “slips” here it is – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

The greatest game winning drives in Superbowl history – [Bleacherreport]

Is it your fault your woman is cheating on you? – [Regretfulmorning]

Need the best stories of the week?  Here they are – [Linkiest]

The 100 corniest sports movies of all time – [Brobible]

Photo gallery of angry women and cars – [DJ Mick]

Morena Baccarin is sexy worthy of a post – [Holytaco]

I guess they call her the hotdog lady – [Attuworld]

It’s a bad idea to do MMA in your living room – [Totally Crap]

What is the greatest car movie of all time? – [Asylum]

Jack Nicholson’s daughter looks hot in a bikini – [NS4W]

You can’t deny Paris Hilton looks hot in that dress – [Usemycomputer]

Star Wars in odd places strikes back – [Cavemancircus]

The official wife crying at movies site – [Flabber]

Who was the sexiest WAG of the Superbowl? – [COED Magazine]

The 20 sexiest videos shot by Complex Magazine – [Guyism]

Click on the photo for more of Emily Blunt

Starting acting at an early age, she’s gotten various roles, more noticeably for Meryl Streep’s conniving assistant in The Devil Wears Prada. Since then she’s lived with Michael Buble and is the love interest in the upcoming Wolfman cast aside Benicio Del Toro. Other than that she’s hot and has bigger boobs than you would think.

More surprise cup sizes at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

First of all, I’m scared of being a parent.  I’m scared because there are so many things that can go wrong.   And I’m not even talking about if I had a daughter.  But folks, let’s just say I did in fact have a daughter.  Could I handle periods?  No.  Training bras?  Not a chance.

There’s just no way I could possibly handle knowing a daughter of mine will eventually have sex.  Why do I bring this up?  Well, case in point the girl up top that you see marked 2004.   She couldn’t be more than 13-14 there right?

Um, now?  Let’s just see what happens to her shall we?

Warning: Fathers of 13 year old girls are gonna be pissed

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Honestly I’m not 100% sure about this video.  What I’d really like to know is who the hell this audience is?  People are awfully quiet no?  Is this like some kind of religious thing?

Like I said I don’t really get it.  However, I do kind of like it.

Actually no, I’d kind of like to see this guy punched in the face.

If you subscribe to the Russian Maxim then you’re fine.  If not then you might not know who Maria Berseneva is.  Well I’m here to tell you who she is.  Maria is a Russian model and actress.  She’s a strong, capable, loving brunette who has decided to take most of her clothes off in a photo shoot for us.

Isn’t that nice?  Maria actually emailed me the other day requesting to be on this site.  I’m 100% joking but I’m also hoping that the next time she types her name into Google that this site pops up number 1.

If so I expect her to email me and have a striptease video along with it upon which I will share it with you guys.  Man I love this job.

More of Maria after the jump

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Man oh man.  Picture this girl’s life.  Clearly her father wanted a son.  So not only is she subjected to his hateful looks every single day but the guy happens to be a die hard soccer fan.

And since he barely has any hair up top he has to live vicariously through his daughter by forcing her to get the haircut of one of his favorite players.

A very ugly player mind you.   Poor girl.

I could use a little less lame music in this video but it’s kind of cool to watch this stuff done in slow motion.   The breakdancing is done by a guy named Bboy Marcio and he clearly has skills.

If this picture isn’t the end of you then I honestly don’t know what is.  I mean I get goosebumps every single time I look at it.  It reminds me of a life that I’ll never have.  Of times in college that will never return.  It reminds of all the good in this world.  Of moments worth having.  Of time worth spending.  It’s….perfect.

And that’s what grab ass is….perfect.   I mean there’s never a loser in the game of grab ass.  There are only winners.  We, the viewers, are the biggest winners (actually no, it’s the person grabbing the actual ass).

If you like watching hot chicks grab their tushies then you are in for a treat

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