Her name is Sugey Abrego and she just made my list of women to stalk.

In case you haven’t heard of Esti Ginzburg, she’s one of the hottest Jews and teenagers in the world.  Esti hails from Israel and is only 19.  But in those 19 years she’s accomplished many a things.

Well if you count posing in Sports Illustrated as many things then yes.  But Esti has posed in other magazines and luckily for us Esti let some of her personal photos do a little leaking onto the internets.  I just so happen to have some of these pictures.

I am thoroughly looking forward to the next 10 years of Esti’s life and hopefully a downward spiral into nudity and MILFdom.

More of Esti after the jump

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Granted I’m well aware of the fact that this picture was taken in another country, that still doesn’t mean I don’t have a strong desire to learn the ways of the unicycle.

Some people walk, many hail cabs but I tell ya if I could cruise around in a 10 foot high unicycle in mid town Manhattan I would be one happy man.

By far the best part of this commercial is when the hot chick is clearly reading and can’t act.  No not that part but right after when Al is way too close to the screen.

Is there a show even close to Married With Children right now?  I guess Modern Family simply for the fact that Ed O’Neill is on it and he’s awesome as usual.

Now that Jersey Shore has become an accepted medium of entertainment I think you’re going to see many more folks come out of the woodwork and admit that they think guidette chicks are kind of hot.  Am I saying they’re the types that you run home to mommy with?  Clearly not.  But if you’re talking getting trashed, hanging out for hopefully 3 hours putting up with the awful accent and skunked hair so you can get laid?  Um, I’m happy to put in the time.

Admit it guys.  There’s a dirty quality about these girls that other than STD,  screams sex appeal.  And you damned well know that if you had the chance to bag one of these broads you’d run at the chance.

So without further interruption may I present a fine gallery of guidettes that you know you’ll love

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Ever since the Pet Rock came out the American people were to blame for buying absolutely retarded products.   And I mean products that do absolutely no good whatsoever.

And I guess you can’t blame the creators of these products either.  Since half of America is on their asses at 2AM eating potato chips and nearly asleep why wouldn’t they buy a machine that moves your abs and claims to help you lose 10 lbs?

Pointless products will be out for years to come and I can’t wait to make fun of as many as I can.

Here are 10 worth dogging

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From the Dawn of Time, boobs have been shaping history – destroying careers, crippling world powers. Many men have been nearly destroyed by these orbs of power.

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The Madness

Another fine edition of hotties in the wild – [Doubleviking]

Twenty five people with horrible teeth – [Holytaco]

Snoop Dogg has a Star Wars sneaker? – [Asylum]

Some really wacky and far out Valentine’s gifts – [Oddee]

The hottest Cosplay girls this side of the internet – [COED Magazine]

Paul Simon’s “You can Call me Al” reimagined – [The DW]

The best companies to work for – [Brobible]

What in God’s name is this kind of lingerie? – [Filmdrunk]

I always forget how nice Vida Guerra’s ass is – [Cavemancircus]

These guys should be beer pong professionals – [Attuworld]

Check out Bungee Base jumping in all its glory – [Flabber]

Awesome cars from 80s movies – [Guyism]

Check out this really weird Mark Hamill fail – [Celebrity Odor]

Turns out people actually write the Superbowl – [Atom]

Remember how hot Heather Thomas was? – [Don Chavez]

Christina Berry is one hot redhead – [Flisted]

The uncensored Blackberry date night commercial – [Nextround]

If only Posh Spice gained some weight – [Cityrag]

It’s scary how human these little guys look.

Does anyone remember this commercial? If you don’t then you will certainly enjoy it this time around.