A.  I hate the word shagged.  B.  I don’t mind the word being used when the bird is humping a guy’s head.

I just love girls like Catalina White.  It’s hard not to.  First she was discovered in Maxim back in 2007 as a hometown hottie.  She didn’t stop there.  She then appeared as a “roller girl” in Complex Magazine.  Did she stop there?  Nope.

Catalina then moved into the wonderful world of the WWE where she became “Saylor James.”   Did she stop there?  Of course not!  Catalina has a sex tape floating around there somewhere.  The new hope is that Catalina does sex tapes on purpose.  That would be ideal.

For now, just focus on these pictures after the jump

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Typo or no typo this kid is one of the coolest kids in the world.

A couple of things here.   First of all I want to know where this is all taking place.  Clearly the whole snowy atmosphere is allowing this whip to make some of the coolest noises I’ve ever heard.

Second of all, is this guy gonna get laid more once this video goes viral?  This dude should have his own sexy bullwhip series or something.

I can really see this working.

One of the greatest magazines known to man is Nuts Magazine.  Essentially it’s a British combination of Playboy and Maxim.  They never seem to fail on their women and yes, even the articles are somewhat interesting.

But let’s get back to the women.  When you’re featuring names like Lucy Pinder and Rosie Jones you’ve got yourself one hell of a foundation.  It’s like the British have the keenest eyes in the world for small frames, gigantic racks, and a willingness to pose topless.  I mean what the hell is better than that?

Not too much folks.  Not too much.  So I’ve taken it upon myself to gather up 10 steamy videos that are sure to excite the hell out of you on this fine day.

Enjoy 10 of the sexiest Nuts photoshoot videos out there

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I have to admit that I’m not the biggest fan of rap music.  I loved the stuff in the late 80s and early 90s but I can’t say that I enjoy it these days.  But with a guy like Snoop Dogg, rap doesn’t even matter because this guy is simply awesome.   I mean he’s a very tall, lanky, stick of a man who is absolutely hilarious.

Not sure if it’s because of all the weed or because he’s willing to make an ass of himself, but there’s just something amazing about the Snoop a Loop.  Guy just enters a room and you can tell that something good is going to happen.

And with that in mind I’ve found 15 solid pictures that you just can’t help but to smile at…

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Click on the photo for 25 Hot Girls with Footballs

When I see the word “football” nothing happens.  But when I see the word “footballs” I always think of line “look, they’re little footballs” from Ace Ventura.  Just thought I’d share that as it has nothing to do with hot chicks.

Hot Chicks holding other stuff at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Tips

The most annoying types of movie fans – [Cracked]

Another super edition of hotties in the wild – [Doubleviking]

The all female celebrity hottie football team – [Bleacherreport]

For a nice fix of celebrity “slips” go here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Check out the latest dating red flag of the week – [Asylum]

Awesomely creative beverage packaging designs – [Oddee]

So which superbowl cheerleaders would you rather bang? – [Brobible]

10 Celebrity pictures that will make you laugh – [Celebrity Odor]

Just two girls, just two tablespoons – [Attuworld]

Heidi Klum is unfortunately covering up the good stuff – [Don Chavez]

If famous filmmakers directed the Superbowl – [Cool Material]

For the best stories you missed all week – [Linkiest]

The funniest designated driver commercial ever – [Top Cultured]

I will never get enough of sexy blond CoCo – [Cityrag]

Ninel Conde is considering posing for Playboy – [Flisted]

Wait a second, the Griswold’s are back?  Oh boy – [Bachelor Guy]

I am extremely jealous of Matt Stafford right now – [Nextround]

The iFreak is better than all the Apple products – [Atom]

Click on the photo for more sensational hand bras

It’s clearly better than a conventional bra.   It’s probably by far the best support method for holding up a woman’s sweater puppets.  The hand bra has always been around but the actual phrase is pretty new.  Glad we were finally able to name it.

More named things at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Most guys aren’t even familiar with what a panty liner is.   Ready to be grossed out?  Here you go:

A pantiliner (also panty liner or panty shield) is an absorbent piece of material used for feminine hygiene. It is worn in the gusset of a woman’s panties. Some uses include: absorbency for daily vaginal discharge, light menstrual flow, tampon backup, spotting, post-intercourse discharge and slight urine leaks.

I think I just threw up in my mouth.  And since I’m married, yes I’ve seen these panty liners.  They’re quite harmless unless of course one those “discharges” occurs.

Oh God I think I might give up on life after writing this.  I will say this though.  When girls have a sense of humor with the panty liners it’s kind of awesome.

Here are 10 worth looking at

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