This is one of the best Onion videos I’ve ever seen.

It’s kind of tough to point you to a website for Abbey Brooks considering most images are of the “penis added” kind.   But I did manage to find out what’s important to Abbey according to her Myspace Profile:  Family, Friends, Traveling, Music, Shopping, and working.

Aren’t you guys like totally amazed?  I’d have thought “working” would have been way up there.  I mean sex in front of the camera so us dudes can get off has to be more rewarding than traveling.   Come on Abbey, you’re better than that!

I’ve actually seen some of Abbey’s work.  Not that impressed.  If she proved to me she was good I’d be more accommodating.

More of Abbey after the jump

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I feel like this was the first Superbowl in a while where you’re kind of happy if either team would have won.  Obviously if you’re a die hard fan of one team then that’s not the case but for the rest of the country it was just a great game to watch.

I’m very happy for the Saints and the city of New Orleans.  I hope Drew Brees sees this picture and frames it in his house.

Now hopefully America will follow suit and get their asses to work to rebuild the whole country, not just one city.

Let’s face it guys.  This is the dude that played Drago in Rocky IV so you really can’t argue with how awesome he is.    Now he’s dancing in a tux singing “A Little Less Conversation?”

Seriously, it doesn’t get much better than this.  Dolph Lundgren is the dude.

Now before all you British people out there get all saucy on me please remember that this site is 100% sarcastic, 99% of the time.  So if you really think that I think all clubs are like this then you really shouldn’t even be visiting this website.  Second of all, I’ve never even been to Europe.

However, I know that some person out there went to a club in Sweden and that same person happened to go to a club in Britain (probably some really seedy crappy place) and the results are nothing short of astounding.

I mean I’ve never seen a more sadly mismatched display in all my life.  I’m pretty sure I’d have a blast in both places but the eye candy in one…well there’s only eye candy in one.

See the difference after the jump

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I would say the most extreme sport I’ve ever attempted was snowboarding.  And with snowboarding I might have attempted it on a bunny hill.  If not a bunny hill then definitely on flat ground where someone pushed me so I could move.

But man oh man some of the stuff that humans do is simply amazing.  Well, do we call it amazing or do we call it dumb.  Honestly I think it’s a little bit of both.  I do however, admire some of these people for the balls it takes to attempt some of the things they do.

In honor of these folks I’ve found 10 videos of people doing extreme “off the cusp” sports

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Click on the photo for more red hot Valentines

Yay!  Valentine’s Day is coming up.  Aren’t you all excited?  Just another day for us guys to spend completely nonsensical dollars on chicks in hopes they’re wearing lingerie.  Yay!  Don’t you just love America?

More to love at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

Some people should not be playing drinking games – [Cracked]

One of the funniest Craiglist Ads I’ve seen in a while – [The DW]

You don’t want to miss this girl next door – [Bullzeye]

Blake Lively is showing a little see through – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Who is the most desirable woman of 2010? – [Askmen]

The funniest Google search suggestions ever – [Manofest]

Two sexy girls on the phone, enough said – [Atom]

The hottest stereo accessory of all time – [Usemycomputer]

A very funny Indecent Proposal prank – [Attuworld]

Thirteen types of panties with funny messages – [Oddee]

Teri Hatcher looking pretty MILFtastic in a bikini – [Celebrityodor]

Marisa Miller looks sensational at NFL party – [Don Chavez]

25 Pictures of rednecks being….rednecks – [Holytaco]

Check out Gradma’s take on the Jersey Shore – [Cityrag]

Sexy sneaker ad we should have seen during the Superbowl – [Nextround]

For the best links you missed all week – [Linkiest]

Ten Reasons why beer is better than weed – [Hailmaryjane]

20 of the best 90s songs you forgot about – [Top Cultured]

Click on the photo for the top lady pics of 2010

It’s been a banner year for ladies so far in 2010 and luckily there are some people out there who appreciate it as much as me.  Usemycomputer has put together a nice little montage of 20 sexy lady pics I’m sure you’ll enjoy.

More enjoyment at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Do people even use room dividers anymore?  Like what the hell are they for? To me they’re just those things you see in movies when women have to change their clothes and men get kind of horny wondering what they look like back there.

To me they’re just a nuisance and an inconsistency in a room.  I don’t know.  So why the hell did I find a bunch of weird looking ones?  I’m sorry guys.

But if you’re still interested there are some cool room dividers after the jump

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