get me wrong, The Biggest Loser is great for America.  I’m glad a show is taking obesity so seriously but Jesus have you heard the screaming on this show?

If you just take a step back and listen to the screaming it’s kind of funny.  I mean there are women giving birth sounds to far sounds, to just plain old grunts that sound like constipation.

Come on guys, it’s funny.

I think the fact that Jestina Tran‘s email is in this post is enough.

Please contact me if you are professional and feel that you can truly add something unique to my book or if you have any projects you would like to use me for/or in.

For booking, it is best to email me at Jhtran84@hotmail.com

OK guys, have fun with that.

Pictures after the jump

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Nothing’s better than starting your day dressed as a medieval hatemonger in a shop that sells muffins and coffee right next to the liquor.

In 1997, just off the Farallon Islands, a group of whale watchers watch an Orca prey upon a great white shark.  Seriously folks, how badass would it be to work for National Geographic?

God what is it about animals that is so fascinating?  It’s incredible how smart whales are.

Back in a land far far away I owned a small little website called “Hottest Girls of Facebook.” It was a fun little site until the powers that be decided I shouldn’t be using their name in the title of my website thus this phenomenal creation of mine no longer exists.  It was a fun ride and was even featured in a newspaper (back when there were newspapers).

Nowadays people are doing “hot girls from Facebook” posts left and right.  So I’ve decided to trim the fat and find what I would consider to be 25 of the hottest pictures from these kinds of posts.

It doesn’t get any better that hot girls partying it up and then posting their pictures for all the world (or rather their mutual friends, ha) to see

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What in the hell do I know about Cricket?  Well, I know that the sport now has cheerleaders.  So that’s a good thing.  I also know that it’s extremely popular in other countries.  I mean we’re talking massive stadiums and celebrity status.    So if any of you Americans out there know how to throw a kick ass Googly then you can probably bag a sexy chick.

And just like in any other sport, Cricket has its fair share of funny moments.  Whether it’s a nut shot, a streaker, or yes, sexy girls, Cricket matches up to any sport in terms of humorous entertainment.

Here are some really funny moments in Cricket….

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Click on the photo for Maxim’s hottest swimsuit videos

I happen to enjoy my job.  When it consists of writing whatever I want and posting hot chicks it makes me realize I have a decent life.  Well, it’d be more decent if I got to actually videotape this hot girls running around in their underwear.  There’s always something better out there.

More something better’s at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Throwdown

The three main reasons people watch Mad Men – [Cracked]

Will Jessica Alba ever not be hot?  I doubt it – [Usemycomputer]

A new phone app can lead to getting you laid – [Asylum]

This is the kind of tour I want to be on – [The DW]

When you’re looking for a celebrity “slip”…. – [Taxidrivemovie] (NSFW Ads)

The hottest female athlete shoots of all time – [Bleacherreport]

Some of the funniest TV Captions of all time – [Manofest]

30 pictures you’d probably masturbate to – [Cavemancircus]

Ten of the dumbest cops you will ever see – [Oddee]

An awesome drive thru football prank – [Attuworld]

A Next Top Model chick partakes in a funny prank – [Atom]

Anna Torv takes it all off for Esquire – [Flisted]

Emmanuelle Chriqui’s can’t seem to hide ‘em – [Cityrag]

The Kendra Wilkinson Superbowl fail – [Celebrityodor]

You will definitely like the newest girl next door – [Bullzeye]

By far the hottest fans of the Superbowl – [Funtasticus]

If Valentine’s candy only told the truth – [COED Magazine]

Pictures of mini me with hot chicks – [Holytaco]

Click on the photo for more of Veronica Saint

She’s got red hair.  She’s got a great body.  She’s in the “industry.”  What more do you need from this woman?  Other than the fact I wouldn’t mind her sitting two inches from me at this very moment, I think I’m pretty set here.

More great bodies at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Remember the first time you ever went on the Internet?  I do.  It was pretty damned amazing.  It was 1994 and I was in the high school computer room.   I’ll never forget waiting the 75 minutes it took to download that picture of the naked lady on the 14.4K modem.  It changed masturbating for the entirety of my life.  Damn you internet.  Damn you to hell.

I’ll also never forget having my first AIM conversation on the actual America Online site and thinking that strange 16-year-old girl wanted to have sex with me too.   And how awesome was the “you’ve got mail!” prompt.

Boy how things have evolved since that time.  Nowadays if my page doesn’t load in less than .1 seconds I’m a whining lunatic.

Check out some of the things that happen in only one day on the internet after the jump (it’s really astounding)

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