Feb 12 2010
Metallica’s Enter the Sandman Performed on Kazoo
No clue who Mr. Tim is but he’s the guy that put this little diddy together. And if you’re telling me this doesn’t entertain you then you’re 100% lying to me.
Just sit back and enjoy it.
Feb 12 2010
No clue who Mr. Tim is but he’s the guy that put this little diddy together. And if you’re telling me this doesn’t entertain you then you’re 100% lying to me.
Just sit back and enjoy it.
Feb 12 2010

Did you know that Louise Cliffe was an athlete in Machester? Yup, it’s true! I know this because I wrote about it around six months ago. And since that time Louise has engaged in many topless activities which include some layouts for Zoo Magazine. Good for you Louise!
Don’t forget Louise’s claims to fame: A Miss Manchester in 2006 and a Miss Maxim in 2007. That should be enough to earn her a spot on any horny married dude’s website.
She still remains the hottest Manchester female I know of.
More of Louise after the jump
Feb 12 2010
In case you guys didn’t know, this week was host to Underwear day in Brazil. However, it seems it was only open to good looking people.
I can only assume this is about par for Brazil. Why the hell are all these people so damned serious. Oh that’s right. Because they’re models and might be the most boring and lifeless people in that country.
Feb 12 2010

I mean what the hell is Valentine’s Day anyway? Do we really need another holiday? Do we really need a day dedicated to “love?” I really have to go out and spend money on my wife because some annoying day tells me to? Good God these types of days annoy me.
Although, if they produce sexy outfits and a willingness to romp until the wee hours of the morning (actually 10pm for me because I can’t stand it when I don’t get sleep) then I supposed it’s worth it.
But honestly there are no positives on this day. Single people hate it because they feel lonely and together people (males) don’t like it because they have to spend money.
Whatever, here are some valentine’s hotties so it’s all good in the world
Feb 12 2010

With the Winter Olympics upon us I for one am excited at having something cool to watch for the next 2 plus weeks. If anything the Olympics are a great time to unify the world in harmony where all countries can compete peacefully and not have a war be the result of it. Athletes from all over will be putting everything out there and you have to appreciate the sacrifices they are making during these events.
It’s kind of like when you have a crowded arena at a sporting event rooting for one team. It doesn’t matter if you’re black, white, or blue. All the fans are unified in supporting their teams. Well, in the Olympics it’s like the whole US is packed into one arena.
However, wouldn’t the Olympics be kind of cool if they spiced up some events? Here are 15 events that would be pretty awesome
Feb 12 2010
Click on the photo for the sexiest uniforms in sports
There’s just no reason that women sports shouldn’t have sexy uniforms. If these women are confident enough in their abilities than they should be comfortable wearing barely any clothing. I have no idea what I’m talking about.
More nonsensical stuff at Uncoached’s Facebook Page
The Funbag
You are really going to love the girls of BSN – [Maxim]
Romantic ways to take revenge out on that special someone – [Cracked]
For your latest does in celebrity “slips” – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)
Get a load of these mercenary babes – [Gorillamask]
Heidi Klum in a wet T Shirt, thank you – [Brobible]
Get ready for some Mardi Gras coverage – [Asylum]
Something very surprising about the Twitter logo – [The DW]
For the best viral videos of the week – [Linkiest]
Lady Gaga dollar bill art is interesting – [Celebrity Odor]
Esti Ginzburg just made my morning – [Cavemancircus]
Jessica Biel at the Valentine’s Day premiere – [Usemycomputer]
Guy is arrested for tattooing a one year old – [Attuworld]
Val Kilmer wears a very funny looking crown – [Atom]
Just in case you missed the hotties of hump day – [Funtasticus]
Katia Ivanova looking good in Loaded magazine – [Don Chavez]
Bizarre explosions that should have never happened – [Oddee]
The pushiest little beggar in China – [Hail Mary Jane]
A collection of twenty five weird toilets – [Holytaco]
Feb 11 2010
Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild
What do ya know? Another day, another hour, another second where you discover more hot chicks than you could have possibly imagined. It’s so damned endless it’s not even remotely funny anymore. I’m losing all the will I have left in this world. Please help.
Even more will losing girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Page
The Portfolio
Feb 11 2010

A controversial zoo in Argentina allows tourists to have extremely close encounters with some of the most dangerous predators in the world.
At the Lujan Zoo near Buenos Aires visitors can ride lions, cuddle bears, stroke tigers and feed cheetahs. Cages are accessible to everyone who has paid the $50 and signed the paper saying that if you are eaten, the Zoo is not responsible.
You read that correctly. If you are eaten, the Zoo is not responsible. Children are allowed inside Lion cages. I will repeat that. Children are allowed inside Lion cages. Is this some kind of joke? It has to be right?
I mean are the animals drugged? If someone isn’t eaten or injured at least once a day I’d be shocked.
Well, here are some pictures anyway