Feb 15 2010
You know what the most amazing part about this is? There are guys like this all over the world. And many of them will never make it out of the streets, ever. It kind of sucks.
Still though, it’s videos like this that make me appreciate what human beings are capable of.
Feb 15 2010
Did the term MILF come from American Pie? I’m not sure if it technically did but I know that’s definitely the first place I heard it. And what an industry the hot mom genre has become. From just plain MILF’s to now Cougars. I even think the term WAG came following all of this MILF stuff. What a great acronym.
If I were to rank the best acronyms of the 20th century, M.I.L.F. would easily be my number one. Probably because I have zero others that would be a number two. Still though, an amazing phrase and one the kids will be using for years.
So if you’re in one of those cougar, older woman type moods, here are 10 motivators you are sure to enjoy
Feb 15 2010
I guess you could say I respect companies like Geico and Progressive for coming up with some creative insurance campaigns. I must admit I kind of like the “caveman can do it” stuff but overall I’m not a huge fan of anything else. The Progressive girl who says “discount!” couldn’t be any more annoying if she tried. Also, the new “is Ed Too Tall Jones tall?” stuff from Geico really irritates me.
Insurance is and should be funny. We should embrace the fact that unforeseen things happen in our lives. After all, that’s what insurance is for. So why not exploit these occurrences in commercials? We as Americans don’t tend to so.
But our European and Asian friends definitely do. Check out these funny foreign insurance commercials.
Feb 15 2010
Click on the photo to see 5 Romantic ways to get revenge
Imagine a night out at a nice restaurant. The pair of you all dressed up in your nicest clothes. The sounds of violin music filter through the mingled conversations of other happy couples. Then imagine that night turning into a complete nightmare….
Better scenarios at Uncoached’s Facebook Page
The Madness
Ways to be obnoxious while exercising – [Guyism]
10 of the sexiest Winter Olympian women – [Asylum]
Melissa Satta looks amazing in body paint – [Sublime Blog]
When you need a celebrity “slip” go here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)
When Keri Hilson bends over I take notice – [Celebrity Odor]
20 Logo fails that will make you laugh – [Manofest]
A very funny game with Tiger Woods – [Atom]
By far the number on spot for busty British babes – [Zootoday]
One of the best Jessica Alba compilations ever – [Cavemancircus]
A tons of pictures of Jesus loving stuff – [Attuworld]
Some hot chick eats a bowl of cereal – [Flabber]
Kelly Bensimon Playboy pics have been released – [Don Chavez]
Beyonce’s got a nipple slip to music – [Cityrag]
Hugh Hefner is now single and will get laid even more – [Flisted]
This is the Juggalo’s guide to parenting – [Heavy]
Girls gets beat down while guards stand and watch – [Totally Crap]
Nothing wrong with a little Brooklyn Decker action – [Holytaco]
Twenty four bikini models in the Bahamas – [Bullzeye]
Feb 14 2010
I just bought two turtles so I had to put this little guy up here. You have to admit this picture is kind of awesome.
Feb 13 2010
It’s impossible to keep tabs on all the porn stars in this world. And to be honest I pay zero attention to girls that only strip naked and do girl on girl. If they haven’t done a scene with at least 5 dudes involved I usually turn my head the other way.
Which is why Shyla Jennings should be pumped that I’m even paying her any mind. Actually I would shrivel up like a limp noodle if I was ever in a room with a chick that looks this innocent but acts so dirty.
OK, that’s enough out of me.
More of Shyla after the jump
Feb 13 2010
Click on the photo for the sexy girls of Survivor
Besides kicking off the age of reality television, Survivor has actually done men of the world one tremendous service- it has brought a whole bevy of hot babes to our attention that we would not have been able to enjoy otherwise.
More otherwise enjoyable hotness at Uncoached’s Facebook Page
The Wash
The return of Jean Claude Van Damme! – [Cracked]
Is Kaley Cuoco television’s hottest woman? – [Maxim]
The Arielle Angelovich face in a guy’s lap picture – [Bustedcoverage]
Check out the ultimate scare prank – [Doubleviking]
By far the best GIF from the Superbowl – [Sublime Blog]
For your does of celebrity “slips” – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)
25 Hottest Sports Illustrated Cover Models – [Bleacherreport]
The reality is that John Mayer is kind of awesome – [Brobible]
Yes I wouldn’t mind some hot celebrities – [Usemycomputer]
A guide to the sexy Olympians of Vancouver 2010 – [Guyism]
For the best viral videos of the week go here – [Linkiest]
This is by far the hotel from hell – [Attuworld]
Lena Yada is a girl you’ll want to remember – [DJ Mick]
The best of the movies of 2000s – [Manofest]
Scuba Divers chase each other on the streets – [Asylum]
The finest collection of hand bras – [Cavemancircus]
Ten of the dumbest cops you will ever see – [Oddee]
Always get the most out of your coffee break – [Atom]
I seriously doubt Donald misses Ivanka Trump’s body – [Don Chavez]
How is your Valentine’s Day going to end? – [Holytaco]
Feb 12 2010
Click on the photo for a stunning recent Heidi Klum shoot
Heidi Klum is one of those genetic wonders that we’re blessed to have in this world. The woman just keeps having babies and keeps coming back to look extremely hot. It’s just not fair to the rest of the women out there. Still though, I don’t care. She’s amazing.
More amazingness at Uncoached’s Facebook Page
The Portfolio
Feb 12 2010
I’ve expressed my fear of freaky looking dolls in the past and I can’t believe I’m revisiting this. The potential for permanent mental damage is increasing by the second. But I’m a risk taker people. I like to chance it. And if me winding up in a mental institution is the result of me trying to entertain my readers then so be it, way it goes.
So anyway, if you have a damaged doll by any chance, don’t fret. Just hop on a plane and head over to Lisbon to visit the doll hospital. They’ll fix you right up.
The problem is, seeing all the detached doll heads might scare the piss out of you.
Take a look after the jump
