WARNING:  Graphic Footage ahead.  This tiger escapes the zoo and attacks one of the zoo keepers before being sedated by tranquilizer darts.

By the way, have I mentioned how much I love the Japanese?

I think I first saw these panties in the movie Old School.  Those of you who saw this movie will never forget the scene where Elisha Cuthbert is lying on the bed and looking quite dazzling.  It was at that moment that I became obsessed with this particular type of underwear.

Upon further research you all should know that these little babies are called “boy shorts.”  I guess it’s because they aren’t your typical undies.  And despite the word “boy” in them I really don’t care.  These things absolutely rule.

So if you’re as obsessed with these shorts as I am you’ll most certainly enjoy this gallery after the jump

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This one is gonna resonate with all the New Yorkers out there.  Well I guess anyone that rides the subway can appreciate this.  I’m pleased to say I now currently work from home but I like many New York folk was a subway commuter for the better half of 5 years.   And let me just tell you folks that I’ve seen it all.

From people peeing, to annoying singers, weird smells, aggravating crowds, public displays of affection, you name it.    I still think the subway is by far one of the best modes of transportation out there but that doesn’t mean I or you have to enjoy it.

Which is why I’m glad the site Subway Douchery is here.  This guy knows exactly how I felt when I was on the subway and he’s got photo proof of some great examples of subway douchery.

Here are 10 you might enjoy

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Click on the photo to see more of Donna LaLino

In case you are wondering, Donna LaLino is a former winner of Miss Howard TV.  Isn’t that awesome?  We’re all very very proud of her.  I’m also proud of the fact that I’ve restrained myself from masturbating today.  Whee!

Less restraint at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Tips

Man-Made disasters just waiting to happen – [Cracked]

The hottest Julia Mancuso pictures on the internet – [Bleacherreport]

Surviving after kicking a bear right in the balls – [Doubleviking]

Alyson B is a girl next door and my new love interest – [Gorillamask]

The most scandalous Barbie photos I’ve ever seen – [Manofest]

Ten of the strangest McDonald’s meals – [Oddee]

A huge compilation of real life chicks – [Cavemancircus]

The sexiest way to open a bottle – [Attuworld]

Check out the latest awesome viral videos – [Linkiest]

This is the coolest reptile I’ve ever seen – [The DW]

Kara DioGuardi’s Maxim video has just made my day – [NS4W]

John Mayer has a racist penis – [Celebrity Odor]

High school kid gets prom date with Maxim Model using Youtube – [Asylum]

It’s always fun to terrorize Playboy Party Goers – [Atom]

20 Hot Celebrities fully tattooed photoshops – [Cityrag]

A reason to love both Beyonce and Andy Griffith – [Flisted]

The best fake rejected marriage proposals – [Don Chavez]

I would spend alone time with Brandi Alexis Reid – [Nextround]

Click on the photo for more sexy Valentine’s girls

Tired of Valentine’s day?  I mean it just happened yesterday.  I for one am pretty shot.  But that doesn’t mean I’ll ever get tired of hot chicks dressed up in their finest Valentine’s Day attire.

More things to never get tired of at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

This set of photos was taken at a Lantern Festival in a place that we don’t really know of .  They happened to land in a buddy of mine’s inbox and he put them on his site a couple months back.

He said, “They could have been taken at the Mid-Autumn Festival,  which is also sometimes known as the “Lantern Festival”, in Singapore or Malaysia. Or from the festival of the same name celebrated on the fifteenth day of the first month in the lunar year in the Chinese calendar.”

Either way, the photographs are pretty awesome with amazing lantern replica’s of world famous landmarks like the Eiffel Tower and Big Ben in London

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Baseball Boogie!  Now tell me it doesn’t look like at any minute these guys are going to bring out naked children.  Good Lord this thing is insane.

What the hell is wrong with the Dodgers?

I believe I’ve expressed my love for the Romanian women contingency at some point in the past.  Not only is Romania my native country (well, my background country), but they also have really awesome gymnasts which is a great perk.  Oh and yes, they also have Beatrice Chirita.

Honestly do you know of one hot girl named Beatrice?  I’m not sure if I like this about Europe or hate it.  They still use really crappy names over there.  I mean who the hell is Beatrice?

Well, I don’t care what her name is because she’s exotic, tall, and has no qualms about getting super sexy.

More of Beatrice after the jump

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I will never know the person who is behind this moon but I can only think of a few scenarios that would fit his description.

A.  He’s the awesome rich guy who realizes that life is great and that you should make the best of it.

B.  He’s a douchebag rich guy who is rubbing in the fact that he’s riding in a Lamborghini and is letting you know about it.

C.  He’s the friend of the rich guy driving the Lamborghini who is living up live to the fullest while he has this chance.

I kind of hope it’s C.