Feb 24 2010
In case any of you don’t follow Men’s Figure skating, Evgeni Plushenko lost to Evan Lysacek in the finals. Obviously he was a little shocked. What’s even more shocking is that apparently Lysacek is dating gymnast Nastia Liukin.
So contrary to popular belief, not all figure skaters are gay. In fact, how awesome would it be to be a straight figure skater? Think about it. You’re obviously in the minority which means most of the little female skaters would be all over you.
I think it’s a great place to be in. Way to go Evan.
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