I mean what the hell is Valentine’s Day anyway?  Do we really need another holiday?  Do we really need a day dedicated to “love?”  I really have to go out and spend money on my wife because some annoying day tells me to?  Good God these types of days annoy me.

Although, if they produce sexy outfits and a willingness to romp until the wee hours of the morning (actually 10pm for me because I can’t stand it when I don’t get sleep) then I supposed it’s worth it.

But honestly there are no positives on this day.  Single people hate it because they feel lonely and together people (males) don’t like it because they have to spend money.

Whatever, here are some valentine’s hotties so it’s all good in the world

This, my friends, is a Valentine’s day wish that will always remain a wish.  But come on guys.  If my wife showed up with this as my Valentine’s day gift wouldn’t that be all the love I’d need?  Come on honey!  This is how you prolong a marriage.  Just kidding, this is how you break one.  What?  Wait.  How?  I have no idea what I just said.

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