With the Winter Olympics upon us I for one am excited at having something cool to watch for the next 2 plus weeks.  If anything the Olympics are a great time to unify the world in harmony where all countries can compete peacefully and not have a war be the result of it.  Athletes from all over will be putting everything out there and you have to appreciate the sacrifices they are making during these events.

It’s kind of like when you have a crowded arena at a sporting event rooting for one team.  It doesn’t matter if you’re black, white, or blue.  All the fans are unified in supporting their teams.   Well, in the Olympics it’s like the whole US is packed into one arena.

However, wouldn’t the Olympics be kind of cool if they spiced up some events?  Here are 15 events that would be pretty awesome

Thanks to the members at Something Awful for these

Opening Shark Ceremony

Slalom Shooting

Fire Boarding

Mine Skiing

Feline Curling

Rocket Sled

The Extreme Freeze

Sumo Skiing

Polar Sledding

Ski Squat

Contact Figure Skating

Penguin Dodging

Avalanche Race

Grenade Hockey

Sword Skiing