Feb 10 2010
Now before all you British people out there get all saucy on me please remember that this site is 100% sarcastic, 99% of the time.Â So if you really think that I think all clubs are like this then you really shouldn’t even be visiting this website.Â Second of all, I’ve never even been to Europe.
However, I know that some person out there went to a club in Sweden and that same person happened to go to a club in Britain (probably some really seedy crappy place) and the results are nothing short of astounding.
I mean I’ve never seen a more sadly mismatched display in all my life.Â I’m pretty sure I’d have a blast in both places but the eye candy in one…well there’s only eye candy in one.
See the difference after the jump
Swedish Night Club
Let’s face it guys, this is Xanadu.Â If you ever came across a club like this you’d live in there.Â Although I have to say I might end up spending over $1000 on drinks and not even get a lap dance out of it.Â Yes, I’m that pathetic and would be trying that hard to bag one of these Swedes.Â Actually no.Â Just bring some roofies and the night is much easier.
The British on the other hand
British Night Club
Look I’m not gonna lie.Â That old dude with out his shirt on is the man.
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