Feb 08 2010

If You Don’t Think Guidettes Are Sexy, Think Again

Now that Jersey Shore has become an accepted medium of entertainment I think you’re going to see many more folks come out of the woodwork and admit that they think guidette chicks are kind of hot.  Am I saying they’re the types that you run home to mommy with?  Clearly not.  But if you’re talking getting trashed, hanging out for hopefully 3 hours putting up with the awful accent and skunked hair so you can get laid?  Um, I’m happy to put in the time.

Admit it guys.  There’s a dirty quality about these girls that other than STD,  screams sex appeal.  And you damned well know that if you had the chance to bag one of these broads you’d run at the chance.

So without further interruption may I present a fine gallery of guidettes that you know you’ll love

OK sure her face might be a little mannish and slightly busted but come on guys.  Just the mushing them together factor is worth a night out.  Look, if she has that much class to wear a Bebe shirt than you know she’ll be wearing a skirt that would allow you to potentially see “folds” in that special area.

Girl on the left?  Clearly one of the bitchiest girls in that bar that night.  But if you were mean enough to bag her it was five minutes of heaven and your money was sucked dry.  It was definitely worth it and I want to give that dude a high five.

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12 Responses to “If You Don’t Think Guidettes Are Sexy, Think Again”

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8. # jimon 08 Feb 2010 at 10:27 am

   who accepted J.S. as entertainment ?

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   who doesn’t?

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