Feb 08 2010
Ever since the Pet Rock came out the American people were to blame for buying absolutely retarded products.Â Â And I mean products that do absolutely no good whatsoever.
And I guess you can’t blame the creators of these products either.Â Since half of America is on their asses at 2AM eating potato chips and nearly asleep why wouldn’t they buy a machine that moves your abs and claims to help you lose 10 lbs?
Pointless products will be out for years to come and I can’t wait to make fun of as many as I can.
Here are 10 worth dogging
Â One Piece Sleeping Bag
You gotta love Japan.Â A walking sleeping bag suit?Â I can only think of one use for this product.Â If you are trapped on Mt. Everest and have like 6 of these there might be a point to having this.Â Well maybe for Halloween it would be a hit.Â Otherwise, no.
The Shaving Baby
OK this thing scares the shit out of me.Â Look at the ankles!
I mean if a dog is gonna shit in the house or piss on the floor wouldn’t he do it anyway?Â What the hell is the point of a green patch?
Maid Computer Butt
You’ve gotta be kidding me.Â I’m perfectly capable of holding my wife’s hand with my own damned glove.Â Come on guys.Â This is pathetic.
Are we on the moon yet?Â Pretty sure dogs can see just fine without a space hole.
What the hell is this?
This is some kind ofÂ Botox replacement.Â That thing would scare the hell out of me just looking at it.Â It’s worse than Jason’s mask.
Yeah I’m sure dogs are loving this.
Really?Â Straining tuna?Â Is it that hard to do it with the can itself?Â Plus that’s just more smell you gotta deal with.
OK this one’s kind of cool.
Even More Uncoachable Stuff