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Feb 08 2010

10 Products That Make you Say “How the Hell does this Exist?”

Published by at 4:20 am under Oddly Enough

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Ever since the Pet Rock came out the American people were to blame for buying absolutely retarded products.   And I mean products that do absolutely no good whatsoever.

And I guess you can’t blame the creators of these products either.  Since half of America is on their asses at 2AM eating potato chips and nearly asleep why wouldn’t they buy a machine that moves your abs and claims to help you lose 10 lbs?

Pointless products will be out for years to come and I can’t wait to make fun of as many as I can.

Here are 10 worth dogging

 One Piece Sleeping Bag

Crazy Products

You gotta love Japan.  A walking sleeping bag suit?  I can only think of one use for this product.  If you are trapped on Mt. Everest and have like 6 of these there might be a point to having this.  Well maybe for Halloween it would be a hit.  Otherwise, no.

The Shaving Baby

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OK this thing scares the shit out of me.  Look at the ankles!

Potty Patch

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I mean if a dog is gonna shit in the house or piss on the floor wouldn’t he do it anyway?  What the hell is the point of a green patch?

Maid Computer Butt

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Ummmmmm.

Smittens

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You’ve gotta be kidding me.  I’m perfectly capable of holding my wife’s hand with my own damned glove.  Come on guys.  This is pathetic.

Pet Peeker

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Are we on the moon yet?  Pretty sure dogs can see just fine without a space hole.

What the hell is this?

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This is some kind of  Botox replacement.  That thing would scare the hell out of me just looking at it.  It’s worse than Jason’s mask.

Cover Ups

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Yeah I’m sure dogs are loving this.

Tuna Strainer

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Really?  Straining tuna?  Is it that hard to do it with the can itself?  Plus that’s just more smell you gotta deal with.

Potty Putter

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OK this one’s kind of cool.





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21 responses so far

  • mrfantastic

    Two things:

    1. You can shave ANY baby, so that doll in unnecessary.

    2. If the dog craps while wearing that cover up, then won’t it just look like poop on a little plate in the yard? People will just think your dog has great aim.

  • Natty

    Two very good points sir.

  • rusty shackleford

    i like how you bitch about America, but i bet most of these products were designed by the japs. go figure.

  • Natty

    Yes but at least the Japanese try!

  • rusty shackleford

    tries to make retarded products like these. i thought the point of this was to point and laugh at the idiots who made em.

  • wow

    Wow, nobody ever complained about america in this article…..what the hell are you smoking?

  • Natty

    I have no idea what’s going on but I like it.

  • vampa

    @ wow: go read the first fucking paragraph you idiot. here, i’ll copy and paste it so you don’t even have to.

    “Ever since the Pet Rock came out the American people were to blame for buying absolutely retarded products. And I mean products that do absolutely no good whatsoever.

    And I guess you can’t blame the creators of these products either. Since half of America is on their asses at 2AM eating potato chips and nearly asleep why wouldn’t they buy a machine that moves your abs and claims to help you lose 10 lbs?

    Pointless products will be out for years to come and I can’t wait to make fun of as many as I can.

    Here are 10 worth dogging”

    this is a clear example of unnecessary America-hating, considering most of these products are foreign.

  • Maxwerm

    That’s not writing, that’s just typing.
    Also, @Vampa – Why do you hate our freedom and our troops? 9/11

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  • foozlesprite

    Of the 11 pictures of products, only one is confirmably Japanese. The baby mop may be, but there’s no way to tell since there is no foreign text and no reference to a point of origin. The shave-a-baby could be Chinese or Japanese, but since there are no kana on it, it’s probably Chinese. Sounds like an unnecessary case of Japan-hating, to me.

    I think the difference between the Americans and the Japanese is that the Japanese have a wider variety of useless products, but the Americans actually buy more useless products (As Seen On TV and HSN, anyone?)

  • yantzee

    Tuna strainers are pressed on the tuna in the can to squeeze out the water, then poured out, therefore making it esier. It isn’t the same idea as a colander for pasta.

  • Opee

    @ yantzee
    who compared it to a colander? and its still useless as fuck. Unless you are a retard

  • Dale

    People still say “japs”? What is this? 1945? Grow up!

  • rusty shackleford

    ok. to answer vampa,

    QUOTE:
    Ever since the Pet Rock came out the American people were to blame for buying absolutely retarded products

    Since half of America is on their asses at 2AM eating potato chips and nearly asleep why wouldn’t they buy a machine that moves your abs and claims to help you lose 10 lbs?
    /QUOTE

    thats all i got to say to you.

    foozlesprite,

    there are at least 3. the kid in the mop looks like a JAP(this is for Dale, i was around in 45 you fuckin hippy so dont even start). then the next 2 have their writing. i was just complainin bout the generalization of “americans”.

    that is all.

  • Wotcher

    The Potty Putter has actually helped my golf game tremendously. The bad news is I have to drop my pants and squat every time I’m on the green…!

  • Marwan

    There’s a Japanese hobby called Chindogu, which is inventing useless things. That’s where the baby mop comes from.

  • L.a.

    That’s not right about American people were to blame for buying absolutely retarded products, the Japanese are unbeatable under this circumstance, they have an endless repertory of not just useless stuff but also a lot of crazy gadgets made by involuntary japgeeks, are really common since decades.

  • amanda

    Shave the Baby…

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