Actually I would definitely hit this kid in the face if it were legal in this country.   This kid sucks.  Is this English?

I’m not 100% sure what a sex advisor would do for Maxim magazine but I can safely say that Paola Corvea certainly looks to fit the part.   Unfortunately there’s not much out there on Paola but pictures are most certainly plentiful, so that’s a good thing.

Back on to this sex advisor thing.  Does it mean that we want to have sex with her?  I mean if it doesn then we’re right on the money.  If she’s giving sex advice by doing striptease videos then that’s probably also helpful.

I think anything she does in little to no clothing is a great idea.

More of Paola after the jump

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If any of you refute this then you are 100% wrong.

I’m wondering how many of you waterski.  I personally have tried it only a few times and barely got up on the skis.  Now I know that I’m pretty pathetic after having seen a squirrel be able to do it.  Great way to begin my day.  I feel like shit.

As all of us in the Northeast are freezing our schnookies off right now I tried to remind myself of a better life.  A life of sundresses and thongs.  A life of ripped jeans and bikinis.  A life of wet T-shirt contests and bending over to lay out your beach chairs.

I mean sure you’ve got your ski bunnies and sexy girls wearing sweaters, but let’s face it kids there’s no better time than the summertime when it comes to lovely ladies.

So while we bask in the freeze, here are some pictures to remind us of a life we may see come June

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After watching any clips of the Johnny Carson show one has to wonder how in the world a guy like Jay Leno ever took over.  Sure I could understand David Letterman, Conan O’Brien, or even Craig Ferguson but man I can’t stand Jay Leno.   He must have made some kind of ridiculous deal with the devil.

In any event, one of the best features that Carson ever had were his moments with animals.  Whether it was Jim Fowler or Joan Embry, you knew that when an animal made an appearance the show would be electric.

And in these clips the show was nothing short of just that.

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Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

It’s another day.  Another dollar.  Another job lost.  Another job gained.  The world continues to go around and around and yet there is one constant that will always remain in our live: an abundance of attractive females to gawk at.

More females to gawk at on Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

Funny CNN moments from its report on Facebook Addiction – [Cracked]

The 40 hottest starlets at the Golden Globes – [Brobible]

The ten lamest Mockbuster movies you’ll ever see – [Oddee]

For the best stuff of this week go here – [Linkiest]

For the latest in celebrity “slips” – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Mila Kunis does a sexy Esquire video – [NS4W]

This is where you find hot Greek women you don’t know – [Paparazzigr] (NSFW Ads)

American Idol girl before all the fame – [COED Magazine]

The 50 Funniest Craigslist Ads of all time – [Manofest]

I would happily welcome Mary Alejo into my home – [Sublime Blog]

Mischa Barton now plays a hooker on TV – [Attuworld]

Coors Light presents the Girl Next Door of the year – [Inside STL]

Paris Hilton going with the familiar trampy look – [Don Chavez]

The most mantastic moments in black history – [Asylum]

Megan Park is this week’s girl to watch – [EgoTV]

Top ten “Pants on the Ground” remixes – [Cityrag]

The latest “girl next door” makes me happy – [Bullzeye]

Jade Raymond is a legit hot geek – [The Chive]

Click on the photo for more hot busty bartenders

Every time you first walk in the door of a bar you’ve never been to before, you check out a couple of things before deciding whether or not to say: First, does the clientele look like a bunch of douchebags?  Second, is the bartender hot?  Third, is the bartender hot?

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The Portfolio

While China continues to grow as an economic super power and we try to repair the damage that our economy has taken we must put aside our competitive differences and appreciate all that is the wonder of this beautiful world.

I think that’s about the best intro I could come up with here.  Bottom line is that every region of the world has its beauty and it should be appreciated, even by a guy like me who enjoys watching hot girls plunge toilets.

So if you’re into China, then you’ll love these pictures

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