Wait for it.   Wait for it.  Crazy Canadians….

Let me explain what Jayden Brooke does to me and then you’ll know what a game changer is.  You’re going about your day and your head is clear.  Everything is fine and you go about your business like you would normally.  Then all of a sudden you get a picture of a chick that basically turns your world upside down for at least 5 minutes.

Your head is no longer clear.  You cannot concentrate and life becomes increasingly difficult.  It’s a time where you really have to get up and walk around for like five minutes.  That my friends is a game changer.

And Jayden Brooke has just messed up my world for these last few minutes.

Pics after the jump

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I’d say this was John Daly if not for Daly dropping over 100 lbs recently.   I used to have a chemistry teacher that would go in this position when he was waiting on answer from the class.

I think it’s much funnier watching a fat dude do it and him knowing he’ll be made fun of for it.   Well here’s to making fun of this guy.  Hooray!

it’s entertaining to watch a guy juggle.  And yeah I suppose it’s kind of interesting and amusing to watch a rat get befuddled by all of this, but do I even have to ask?  What in God’s name are you doing with not one but two rats in your apartment?

And two is just the number of rats that we can physically see.  God knows what the hell else this dude has going on.  So yeah, you can juggle buddy, that’s great.  But this must be one sick bastard.

Now if there’s ever a cause I can agree with it’s the Angry Green Girl cause.  Their motto on the website states “Shamelessly exploiting everything I got to save our world!” These girls are hot, they are green, and most importantly they are shameless.

So shameless in fact that they held a hybrid car only car wash.  So if you’re driving anything gas guzzly you can forget it.  You ain’t gonna get this green bikini girls to wash your car (with organic cleaners of course).

Well it’s nice to know some females understand that the only way your gonna grab out attention is by flaunting the goods.  Thanks ladies!

Green bikini washing after the jump

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In this day and age I find it nearly impossible that there are still people with Unibrows here in the U.S.  I mean how is this possible?  That’s like if you went out with a 25 year old female, managed to get in her pants, and then all of a sudden you happened to find yourself in the middle of a rain forest of activity down there.

We Americans groom.  It’s what we do.  The more years we go down, the more fine clipped us humans become.  This isn’t the dark ages of being unkempt and disturbingly hairy.

But alas, there are still people out there who don’t clip, don’t tweeze, don’t do anything.  As they say, these people are “au naturale.” I just call it gross.

Check out the unibrowers after the jump

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Click on the photo for more sexy office girls

Need a reason other than a great starting salary to study hard in school?  How about hottie office chicks?  Yup, do well in school and one day you could have one of these hot babes working for you..if you know what I mean.

More hot workers at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Throwdown

A thorough review of the latest male sex toys – [Asylum]

Domino’s complaints not put in their ads – [Cracked]

I cannot believe this hot woman is a mother -  [Erniestreet]

Any picture of Keeley Hazell warrants your eye – [Brobible]

Ten amazing stories of inheritance fortunes – [Oddee]

You want celebrity “slips” you got em – [Taxidrivermovie]

Twenty five very funny police fails – [Manofest]

I forgot how hot Brenda Lynn was, wow she’s stacked – [Sublimeblog]

Keeley Hazell in Lingerie?  Yes please – [Don Chavez]

Cocaine was found in a space shuttle space hangar – [Attuworld]

For the best stories around the web go here – [Linkiest]

Congressional hopeful to pose naked if she wins – [Flisted]

Guess which Golden Globe boobs these are – [Cityrag]

The hottest American Idol contestants ever – [Guyism]

A homemade wrestling singlet was a bad idea – [Nextround]

This blast from the past girl will not disappoint – [Bullzeye]

Movies that prove awesome futures never happened – [Screenjunkies]

Sweet sweet Nikki Whelan – [The Chive]

Click on the photo for more babes of the borderline

Last week DJ Mick dipped into the box of tunes and pulled out Michael Gray’s Borderline, just for the hell of it, you know how it is. Anyways, as he looked around for the cover art he ran across a set of pics of the hotties from the video. Needless to say it’s worth a look.

More worth a looks at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Something tells me that the majority of the people that read this site aren’t exactly the biggest wine connoisseurs in the country.   In fact I’m pretty sure my favorite wines would consist of Manischewitz and Franzia.  There’s nothing like boxed wine to warm you up on a cold winter evening don’t you think?

But for those people that take their wine seriously, they also take how they store their wine seriously.  From specific refrigerators to the way they even hold their bottles, it’s a whole new world out there (that I’m glad I’m not a part of).

And something tells me these bottle holders might not make the cut with these people

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