Well, we all know the goal was awesome.  That’s fine and dandy.  But I can’t take credit for the description of this music.  Brooks Peck over at Yahoo said it best…

Even better than the goal itself was the song they played over the ground’s PA system after it was scored. That might be the most delightful tune ever. I demand it be played at every sporting event, wedding, and dentist’s office from now on. And yes, I am dancing a jig as I type this.

Dancing indeed. Dancing indeed.

There are many reasons why I like Europe better than the U.S. (as there are many reasons I like the U.S. better than other countries) but by far the number one reason is sexual freedom.  People over there just don’t care about covering up or being embarrassed about sex as us Americans.

And that freedom comes in many forms.  The one I’ll be exploring today is role playing.  Europeans love that stuff.  Dressing up, acting, weird and giving in to fetishes.  Speaking of fetishes how about school girls?

School Disco is a night club in London is the place to go if you have a thing for hot chicks dressed up in a school uniform.  Check out the fun after the jump

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I’m sorry but this just adds fuel to my fire of any statement of a model who says “modeling isn’t as easy as it looks, it’s hard work!”  OK, so far the only evidence I have of modeling being difficult is that on occasion these girls have to wear bikinis in cold temperatures.  Um, I would pretty much shave my balls in 15 degree weather naked if it earned me the kind of money these girls make.

And now that it looks like many of them are falling off of catwalks I think I’m just gonna have to throw in the towel and say that yes, models are complete morons.

Come on ladies!  All you have to do is stand up and look good.  Is that so hard?  Yes, yes it is apparently.

Model falling on their asses after the jump

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Click on the photo for more hot college girls

This weekend I had a crazy dream.  I dreamt that I hadn’t graduated high school because of an incomplete course even though I had 3 years of college under my belt.  What does this have to do with hot college chicks?  Not a single thing.  But I do like hot college chicks.

More hot college chicks at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Tips

Foreign girls you’ve never heard of – [Jaggle]

Amazing Photos of animals fighting – [Oddee]

Misguided “futuristic” video game controllers – [Cracked]

For the latest in celebrity “slips” – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

The most exposed women of the last decade – [Asylum]

The forty funniest receipts of all time – [Manofest]

Marisol Gonzalez is one stunning creature – [Guyism]

Who are the most famous Godfathers? – [Attuworld]

You have to laugh at some of these weigh lifting dudes – [Flabber]

New belt from Playboy has a hidden camera – [Flisted]

One of the best pranks of hot chicks fighting back – [Holytaco]

Children that are completely awesome – [The Chive]

No wonder Kristin Renee has a fan club – [Spewf]

This is by far the hottest Vikings fan ever – [Don Chavez]

Check out the top ten hockey fights – [EgoTV]

Audrina Patridge and her personal pictures – [Celebrity Odor]

Sexy Playboy Cybergirl Silke Hornung – [HGOM]

25 of Playboy’s worst cover models – [Nextround]

Click on the photo for more of Rosie Huntington Whiteley

I am all for seeing hot babes in lingerie, and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley posing in Victoria’s Secret lingerie certainly qualifies in that regard, but can VS be so kind as to leak some lingerie pics of someone else once in a while?  Eh, I don’t care.

More not caring girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

My brother just got married a couple of days ago and let me just first say congratulations to him and his new bride.  Second of all let me say that I think way too much goes into planning a wedding and the wedding itself.  The whole damned thing is such a show right down to the flowers sitting on the tables.

Which is why wedding invitations always pissed me off.   I mean does it have to be some fancy schmancy piece of paper with bows on it and shit?  I guess so.

Here are some wedding invites that I actually got a kick out of.

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if the homeless part isn’t disturbing enough, this guy was on the Opie and Anthony show.  What’s disturbing to me is that this guy is on a show.   So like, does he go back out on the streets after?  I don’t get it.

Unfortunately I don’t have a ton of information on Gabriela Rabelo other than the fact that she’s from Sao Paulo, Brazil.   I do however have her measurements which are 31-23-35.  Does that make any of you happy?

Fortunately the fact that I have no information on her means zero to most of you.  What matters is that Gabriela is highly attractive and wears a bikini quite well.  So well that she’s earned a spot on this site.

More of Gabriela after the jump

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I know I’ve said how much I dislike hockey but I will admit it’s kind of cool that we have a sport that essentially allows fist fights.  I mean how awesome would it be if MLB allowed players to charge the mound and have one on one batter vs. pitcher fist fights?  Man what a new dimension that would be.

So while hockey does kind of annoy me (because there’s not enough scoring), it does have its perks.