I really don’t know what to make of this.  The more I watch it the more I kind of hate it.  At first I was scared because you know, it’s a clown and clowns are freaky.

But now I’m just thinking of Walmart.  I’m not sure if the two are linked but I feel like the Corporate folks over at Walmart got wind of “People of Walmart” and are starting to embrace the fact that really weird people shop there.

Man I would love some kind of commercial with just messed up people shopping in there and some kind of weird slogan like “Walmart:  Where everyday people come to shop.”

One would think that duct tape should be used for industrial and household reasons.  Generally when you think of duct tape you’re associating it with having to set certain things in place or to hold specific items down so they don’t move.I doubt that you’re thinking to wear it as a fashion accessory, or even better yet an entire outfit.  But apparently people have more uses for it than I had known.  Apparently duct tape is like the new in with chicks.

Well, maybe not but it’s still fun to see hot girls wearing duct tape to hold up their lady parts.

Check out 15 photo reasons why duct tape rules

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I’m still trying to figure out whether or not I like kids.  I mean yeah they’re cute and all.  But good God do they make you tired.  Have you ever spent 2 hours with a five-year-old?  OK how about 24 hours?  Seriously it’s like you’ve been put through some kind of a wind tunnel and it takes you 6 days to recover.

It’s pretty much worse than having a hangover.  And most parents will tell you “it’s all worth it.”  I don’t know man.  I kind of like having energy and my sanity.

Then again, there are tons of things that cute little kids do that sort of have to make you smile.  Singing is definitely one of them.

Enjoy these videos of cute kids singing songs

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Click on the photo for winners of the 2010 Athlete WAG Awards

If they can hold the SAG Awards, then we should be able to trot out a WAG Awards. Because in the world of sports significant others, there’s more to life than just hotness.

Well there’s just hotness at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

A pop culture tour of New Jersey – [Cracked]

Megan Fox likes to get down with other chicks – [Jaggle]

10 of the craziest new types of tattoos – [Oddee]

Drea de Mateo has a good bikini bod – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

The 21 funniest warning signs of all time – [Manofest]

A bunch of hot chicks dressed in leather – [COED Magazine]

Ashley Greene’s awesome personal bikini photos – [NS4W]

Video game vixens who should have given more – [Regretfulmorning]

Who would you rather bang?  Desperate or Real houswives? – [Brobible]

Turns out that Angelina Jolie loves popsicles – [Attuworld]

A wonderful gallery of hottie Sophia Loren – [DJ Mick]

Humans might be able to run 40 MPH – [Asylum]

For the hottest chicks of the week go here – [Takeareport]

Audra Nothoff is one slutty acting girl – [Flisted]

Looking for a Monday night hot chick fiesta? – [Don Chavez]

Lindsay Lohan’s hot personal pictures – [Cityrag]

The most unusual job interview – [Sublime Blog]

This is exactly why you don’t do drugs – [The Chive]

Click on the photo for the Lingerie Buying Guide

Valentine’s Day Dessert? Maxim’s got some pictures to help you decide what sexy bedroom wear you want your lady to have on.  They just might not look at good as these women.  Oh well.

More great women at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Portfolio

There are all kinds of weird races in various parts of the world and it appears that racing and doing weird shit in mud has become quite popular.  And that brings us to Australia.

Mud Run Race, a cross-country was held on Dec 5th at Peats Ridge near Sydney, Australia.  It’s an adventure race where participants were forced to hurl and swim through mud pits, blog holes and waist high mud rivers.  There were 2 formats in the event with 6km and 12km race tracks.

Check out the pictures after the jump

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Look, it’s definitely kind of cool to see a breakdancing robot but come on folks.  If this isn’t evidence that the human race will eventually be erased then I don’t know what is.

So yeah, she’s Victoria Vanucci.  Honestly I’m not entirely sure how this Argentinean has slipped my  radar for so long, but needless to say I’m happy I’ve come around to displaying her on this website.

Honestly there are women who pose for the camera because they have to in order to make a living and then there are those that look like they just marvel in the attention and sex of it all.

Vanucci appears to be the latter.  Like, you know she just loves to taunt us with how hot she is.  And damned if I don’t love it myself.

More of Vanucci after the jump

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This is the kind where you have a homosexual ice skater on top of the girl.   Not very popular in the South.